Fan in Chicago Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 The three get into a fight to see who will start. Cutler misses Orton and hits a random person (INT), Orton just throws a bunch of air punches missing everything, and Manuel just stands there until he gets knocked out because he is unsure who to hit first. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolishDave Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Orton lights a cigar and farts. Then he looks at Manuel like he was the one who did it. Manuel asks the bartender to kindly remove the rug over by the door where you walk in...they are expecting Kevin Kolb to join them. Cutler looks off into space and strikes a pose.......pretends he is too classy to be in a gin-mill like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSOL Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 The three get into a fight to see who will start. Cutler misses Orton and hits a random person (INT), Orton just throws a bunch of air punches missing everything, and Manuel just stands there until he gets knocked out because he is unsure who to hit first. Lock the thread! We have a winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metzelaars_lives Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 (edited) I don't know... the EJ guy...it's early give me a break. For whatever it's worth, I know how to spell the last name of our first round QB from one year ago at all hours of the day. Edited December 17, 2014 by metzelaars_lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed_Formerly_of_Roch Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Mrs Stein gets a call from the medical lab We're sorry to tell you that we had a mix up at the lab, the same day your husband came in for testing we had a second Mr Stein come in too and we've mixed up the lab results. We don't know if he has Alzheimer's or VD Oh dear she saws, well can't you retest him? Unfortunately Medicare won't approve a second repeat test. So what do I do? Well Medciare did have a suggestion, drop him off in the middle of downtown, if he finds his way home, don't sleep with him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 In Rochester next Summer.. Bartender says, What'll you have?" Drunken Bill's fan says..... Drunken bills fan says.... WTF???? I wonder if Kiko can play qb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 In Rochester next Summer.. Bartender says, What'll you have?" Drunken Bill's fan says..... ...after a few seconds of looking the three QBs up and down and considering his options: DOOOONNNN'TTTT CAAAARRRREEEE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billzfan37 Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Marry one, kill one, bleep one...and...go (Step Brothers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnwalter Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 27 responses, zero actual answers. good work TBD, this is why i love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 For whatever it's worth, I know how to spell the last name of our first round QB from one year ago at all hours of the day. Hmmm. Maybe your IQ is higher than room temperature. That would explain the discrepancy here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 I don't know... the EJ guy...it's early give me a break. That's not very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 In Rochester next Summer.. Bartender says, What'll you have?" Drunken Bill's fan says..... Drunken Bills fan: "Cutler will have a grey goose chocotini, shaken, not stirred, with creme de cacao, two cherries, and definitely not one. Orton will have a double shot of your finest Jack, neat. Manual [sic] will have a glass of cold milk. If you have some Oreos handy, he'll have a couple of those too." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 In Rochester next Summer.. Bartender says, What'll you have?" Drunken Bill's fan says..... P.S. you're an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 In Rochester next Summer.. Bartender says, What'll you have?" Drunken Bill's fan says..... you guys still in the league ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 In Rochester next Summer.. Bartender says, What'll you have?" Drunken (or sober) Bill's fan says..... "Fire Hackett" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumblefish Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Fan says to all tree, You Guys find a job yet?, if not I hear that the LA Kiss is taking applications, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Allan in MD Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Who is Manual? He's the one who passed a drink down to the patron at the next bar stool but missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumblefish Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Fan turns and looks at all 3, and says "You're Momma" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfk Posted December 17, 2014 Author Share Posted December 17, 2014 Bartender says.."which one of you guys is the new busboy and which ones is starting next Sunday and which one remembers the difference?" The drunken Bill's fan says...get me another Guinness and turn up the TV , the Flash are playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyC81 Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Fan says to all tree, You Guys find a job yet?, if not I hear that the LA Kiss is taking applications, Why is the fan talking to a tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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