BuffalothruMyVeins Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I say he comes out to the coin flip with a roll of quarters, and when the coin is in the air, he just empties all of his on the turf, thus incurring a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty... And when bending over to shamefully pick them all up, he loses his balance, and falls into our other captain's legs, thus blowing out Fred and Wood's ACLs, dislocating Kyle and Graham's shoulders, and Spikes and Mario knock stooge heads and are out with concussions. After seeing this, Marrone punches Urbik in his fat belly, and cuts Mike Williams. Mike williams should get his spot on the 53 man roster. Mike Williams already has a spot on the 53 man roster... That's how he's on... The... Team... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortlandiaEast Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Mike Williams already has a spot on the 53 man roster... That's how he's on... The... Team... Alright alright, i meant on the active roster, more importantly the RZ... ill stop posting now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt in KC Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 It's not easy being a team's whipping boy in the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBillsWillRiseAgain Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 In all seriousness though I wouldn't be surprised to see a penalty from him tonight. I'm assuming he's going to be in there sometimes to help chip Cameron Wake. A holding penalty wouldn't surprise me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 (edited) His only value is "they'll never see this call coming" But he's so bad that id rather throw contested elsewhere than to an open smith. Edited November 13, 2014 by NoSaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOBILLS78 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I'm trying not to use hyperbole here but is he the worst player to ever put on a Bills uniform? He probably has the highest penalty to snap ratio of all time. He's a terrible athlete and can't catch. Smith is at best an average blocker (when he isn't holding). What is it that he does well? Seriously trying to decide whether I dislike him more than I did Ellison. Smith seems so innocent, you almost feel bad for the guy. And he doesn't play as much as Ellison did, therfore has less of an impact. But his boneheadedness is maddening. It's so easy to dislike both of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Seriously trying to decide whether I dislike him more than I did Ellison. Smith seems so innocent, you almost feel bad for the guy. And he doesn't play as much as Ellison did, therfore has less of an impact. But his boneheadedness is maddening. It's so easy to dislike both of them. its how efficient he is at making mistakes that is so impressive. a guy like ellison was surely limited but as a HEAVY contributor (he was a starter for a stretch). his physical limitations were what they were, but smith in just a handful of plays a game seems to make the volume of flat out errors that a bad starter does in a whole game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I agree with this. Lee Smith is the Sabres' Mike Weber of the Bills. Not entirely sure why he's on the field or ice. Mike Weber stinks and Mike Weber is ten times the player that Lee Smith is. I say Smith gets his first penalty before the end of the national anthem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Well said NoSaint!! Ellison was limited but managed to do a few things right. It is a miracle any time that Smith does. He is seriously awful. He is Colin Brown bad with a propensity for huge mistakes. That is not a good combination! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucci Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I say drive killer 2nd quarter. or drops a 3 yard pass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellDopeland Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 The weekly Lee Smith penalty is this era's version of the old "Encroachment, number 76 defense" made famous by Fred Smerlas. It's the "gift" that keeps on giving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 the Bills get a special needs tax credit for having him on the team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tintonfallsbillsfan Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 we are lucky when it is only 1 Seriously how hard is it to find a blocking tight end. The one we have can't catch and is a penalty machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norton20 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 When is the most critical part of the game? His timing is usually impeccable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San-O Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Why is he even active. If they want to go big why not use summers at the third TE and use Bobbie and Bryce in backfield. Seriously. What mysterious talent does this guy possess that requires Hackett put him in??? Seriously. What mysterious talent does this guy possess that requires Hackett put him in??? http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/SmitLe00/penalties/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Dokken Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 http://www.pro-footb...Le00/penalties/ http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/SmitLe00/gamelog/ 88 yards in penalties and only 107 career receiving yards!? Yikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San-O Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 http://www.pro-footb...itLe00/gamelog/ 88 yards in penalties and only 107 career receiving yards!? Yikes. Better call the Buffalo Bills analytics department!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireChan Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/SmitLe00/gamelog/ 88 yards in penalties and only 107 career receiving yards!? Yikes. Even worse, Eric Wood has a bunch of penalty yards and ZERO receiving yards. Cut him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffaloed in Pa Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 Whats Mike Williams stats.Hmnnn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Jackson Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 You know what's nice about this Lee Smith thread? Everyone is in total agreement that the guy is absolutely terrible. We disagree on a lot of things around here but his skillset isn't one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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