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Best Opening Line to a Song


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oh man this is fun...so many great openers, so little time

 

"Johhny's in the basement, mixin' up the medicine"

 

"Grandpa pissed his pants again, he don't give a damn"

 

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called.....life"

 

"When I think back on all the sh**/crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all"

 

"i've been a bad, bad girl"

 

"welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, we're so glad you could attend come inside, come inside"

 

'you're breaking my heart, you're tearin' it apart so f*** you"

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Not that famous a song but in honor of 9/11 I will submit "If This is Goodbye" by Mark Knopfler and Emmylou Harris.

 

"My famous last words are laying around in tatters, sounding absurd, whatever I try."

 

the last line is also brilliant:

 

"My famous last words could never tell the story, spinning unheard in the dark of the sky, but I love you and this is our glory, if this is goodbye, if this is goodbye."

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-John Valby

I like 'em rude

 

You can tell by the :censored: that :censored: isn't feeling well

as the end of the :censored: rolls around

 

Oh hi hi hey

Whatcha got to say?

Shout out your orders loud and clear

We've got super, regular and large

for that extra bit of barge

as the end of the :censored: rolls around

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