Chef Jim Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 I can't believe people are ignoring that pot cures AGING. This is momentous news. The only way this week gets any better is if scientists discover that pot is the missing ingredient for a fully functional Star Trek-esque replicator. You know the best cure for aging? That's right......DEATH! Soooooo pot kills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Note I am not a medical professional. Hey performer, bbb, Chef, Wacka, Tom, Nanker, etc I found a non-cannabis link that I believe may help you all. I promise I make no money on these links. Please check it out. It may not be too late. Honest. https://answers.yaho...13230434AAH0nqs "Welcome back HogBoy. It's been quite some time, hasn't it? You sure do know how to string folks along. Your work is Crayonz worthy." Bob, I just got a call from my tied for fifth cousin Brenda. She found out she has a disease but she doesn't know what disease she has. What kind of pot should she smoke? "I think she should smoke all she can - just to be safe." "I have a distant relative that's a heroin addict. Can marijuana cure her of that?" Do you ever smoke pot for recreational purposes? "Probably not. That would be wrong. Luckily though, I think he suffers from several of the conditions that pot is a perfect cure for. " 178 replies in this thread, and you've got 59 of them. I've listed my four along with the contextual quotes from others whom I was replying to... and I'm an ****. You sir - or madam - or morphodite are a crusading troll and any legitimate arguments you might have are negated by your singleminded inability to see through your purple haze long enough to have an honest discussion with fellow posters. You're unworthy of being more than a cat toy. So continue to live your life of self-abuse and if and when you ever have a moment that a normal person would consider clarity, I hope for your sake the pain of your naked lunch isn't too much for you to bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in Mich Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 Nanker, perhaps this is too late but you are correct. After further review, you didn't deserve to be included with the others in that group. I apologize and I fixed my post. I would be happy to have an honest discussion but have had only a couple of them in this thread. Largely the replies that come in are lame attempts to make jokes about drug dealing from the same 5 or 6 jerks. Sorry, but I don't own a dispensary or grow cannabis. I have nothing to sell. I am making a sincere attempt to help people. I really am. If you can think back to a time when you tried to help someone and for whatever reason that person turned on you, insulted you, and criticized you for trying to help, you will be able to better understand my frustration. As mentioned though, you should not have been included with the jerks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 (edited) Nanker, perhaps this is too late but you are correct. After further review, you didn't deserve to be included with the others in that group. I apologize and I fixed my post. I would be happy to have an honest discussion but have had only a couple of them in this thread. Largely the replies that come in are lame attempts to make jokes about drug dealing from the same 5 or 6 jerks. Sorry, but I don't own a dispensary or grow cannabis. I have nothing to sell. I am making a sincere attempt to help people. I really am. If you can think back to a time when you tried to help someone and for whatever reason that person turned on you, insulted you, and criticized you for trying to help, you will be able to better understand my frustration. As mentioned though, you should not have been included with the jerks. Why didn't this miracle drug do anything to relieve the pain in my back? I did notice that with most of the items in your last post it said it helped increase appetite. But we all knew that and that does nothing to help with my back pain. And dude you ain't trying to help. You're on a crusade. Anyone, regardless of how sincere they're trying to be will be ridiculed for going on a crusade. Edited September 10, 2014 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in Mich Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 (edited) Actually Jim, between this post and the other marijuana post, I was trying to help you with your back issue. Recall I asked about an MRI and how did the pinched nerve come about in the first place? I think you even said that my diagnosis of what happened as far as the sciatica was the most likely one. I thanked you for sharing your story about the CBD drops and wished you well in finding relief. Perhaps you didn't see it that way, but those were attempts by me to help you try to resolve your back issue. I happen to be well versed in problems just like yours. In return, a steady stream of insults and libelous accusations of drug dealing that I didn't feel were deserved. Yeah, I found that frustrating Jim. As far as why you weren't cured overnight, that was perhaps getting your hopes up too high. There is nothing in cannabis that can move misaligned structures in and around your spine. I am sure you know that but what it can do is slow down the pain signals for a time, providing some relief. The other advantage is that it can lessen your need for more dangerous pain medicines like the vicodins. While those can be a miracle worker for short term pain, vicodins will mess you up after a while. Cannabis will lessen the need for the opiates providing you with a safer solution. Edited September 10, 2014 by Bob in Mich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireChan Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Actually Jim, between this post and the other marijuana post, I was trying to help you with your back issue. Recall I asked about an MRI and how did the pinched nerve come about in the first place? I think you even said that my diagnosis of what happened as far as the sciatica was the most likely one. I thanked you for sharing your story about the CBD drops and wished you well in finding relief. Perhaps you didn't see it that way, but those were attempts by me to help you try to resolve your back issue. I happen to be well versed in problems just like yours. In return, a steady stream of insults and libelous accusations of drug dealing that I didn't feel were deserved. Yeah, I found that frustrating Jim. As far as why you weren't cured overnight, that was perhaps getting your hopes up too high. There is nothing in cannabis that can move misaligned structures in and around your spine. I am sure you know that but what it can do is slow down the pain signals for a time, providing some relief. The other advantage is that it can lessen your need for more dangerous pain medicines like the vicodins. While those can be a miracle worker for short term pain, vicodins will mess you up after a while. Cannabis will lessen the need for the opiates providing you with a safer solution. Why do you think we give you a hard time? Hint: it's directly noted in your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Actually Jim, between this post and the other marijuana post, I was trying to help you with your back issue. Recall I asked about an MRI and how did the pinched nerve come about in the first place? I think you even said that my diagnosis of what happened as far as the sciatica was the most likely one. I thanked you for sharing your story about the CBD drops and wished you well in finding relief. Perhaps you didn't see it that way, but those were attempts by me to help you try to resolve your back issue. I happen to be well versed in problems just like yours. In return, a steady stream of insults and libelous accusations of drug dealing that I didn't feel were deserved. Yeah, I found that frustrating Jim. As far as why you weren't cured overnight, that was perhaps getting your hopes up too high. There is nothing in cannabis that can move misaligned structures in and around your spine. I am sure you know that but what it can do is slow down the pain signals for a time, providing some relief. The other advantage is that it can lessen your need for more dangerous pain medicines like the vicodins. While those can be a miracle worker for short term pain, vicodins will mess you up after a while. Cannabis will lessen the need for the opiates providing you with a safer solution. Cannabis did nothing whatsoever to relieve the pain. I never said I was expecting it to fix the problem just help with the pain. It did nothing, zip, nada other than restore my appetite that was never in need of restoration to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Actually Jim, between this post and the other marijuana post, I was trying to help you with your back issue. Recall I asked about an MRI and how did the pinched nerve come about in the first place? I think you even said that my diagnosis of what happened as far as the sciatica was the most likely one. I thanked you for sharing your story about the CBD drops and wished you well in finding relief. Perhaps you didn't see it that way, but those were attempts by me to help you try to resolve your back issue. I happen to be well versed in problems just like yours. In return, a steady stream of insults and libelous accusations of drug dealing that I didn't feel were deserved. Yeah, I found that frustrating Jim. As far as why you weren't cured overnight, that was perhaps getting your hopes up too high. There is nothing in cannabis that can move misaligned structures in and around your spine. I am sure you know that but what it can do is slow down the pain signals for a time, providing some relief. The other advantage is that it can lessen your need for more dangerous pain medicines like the vicodins. While those can be a miracle worker for short term pain, vicodins will mess you up after a while. Cannabis will lessen the need for the opiates providing you with a safer solution. Why won't you answer my question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Can pot do anything about Ebola? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Can pot do anything about Ebola? It cures it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 It cures it. Then why 3000 troops instead of 3000 kilos. Is Obama another Bob doubter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 http://www.wkbw.com/news/Aerial-Pot-Busts-More-Frequent-100595799.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Can pot do anything about Ebola? it makes you forget about going to the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 it makes you forget about going to the hospital. No that's alcohol. Pot makes you laugh hysterically when they tell you you're going to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 No that's alcohol. Pot makes you laugh hysterically when they tell you you're going to die. so it's a bad sign when after having had my annual physical, the doctor sits me down and hands me a joint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 so it's a bad sign when after having had my annual physical, the doctor sits me down and hands me a joint? Absolutely not! It means he did his job by finding and diagnosing what was wrong, then offering you the cure. Just remember to puff, puff, pass. Pay it back to your doctor for such great service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Absolutely not! It means he did his job by finding and diagnosing what was wrong, then offering you the cure. Just remember to puff, puff, pass. Pay it back to your doctor for such great service. Just make sure you wait until after the prostate exam before passing him the joint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Just make sure you wait until after the prostate exam before passing him the joint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 President Obama @PresidntObama "And that my friends is how you roll a blunt" pic.twitter.com/EnPnqLQEvp Retweets 4,069 Favorites 3,986 7:21 AM - 16 Sep 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Link Do you think pot caused him to be so stupid that he told the court he smoked pot? It sure didn't cure him from stupidity. Maybe he didn't smoke the stupid curing pot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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