YoloinOhio Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 What would you get EJ for his birthday if you were Doug & Doug? Me... Fast Eyes, an ice pack and a Mike Evans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Definitely a big target with soft hands and sick moves. Happy Birthday, EJ. Get 'em this year, for everyone's sake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebandit27 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 A big-bodied WR with toughness, a knee brace, better lower-body mechanics, and a hefty dose of confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Benjamin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan1959 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Happy Birthday EJ - Here's hoping for a breakout year!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 A private chef so he can eat healthier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 some good knee braces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Some ear-plugs to shut out all the haters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muffmonster Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I did not realize I shared a birthday with EJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I did not realize I shared a birthday with EJ. Happy birthday! I got one tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanC883 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Confidence, and a big target to throw to. Just throw the ball. The WR's job is to get to where he is supposed to be in the route. Do your reads, and throw the ball. Trust the WR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NastyNateSoldiers Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Happy Bday EJ, hopefully this year u can give us a playoff day gift, and the next season a SB gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I would give him a time machine so he could go back to each play where he injured his knee so he could avoid it. CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted March 19, 2014 Author Share Posted March 19, 2014 Some ear-plugs to shut out all the haters! I can see him on the next Beats by Dre commercial like KG and Kaep, walking by the haters with his head down...."You can tell everybody.....I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the mannnnnnn" I would give him a time machine so he could go back to each play where he injured his knee so he could avoid it. CBF +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Happy Birthday. Hope you got an erector set as a present because your mechanics suck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNCH OF MULARKEY Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Buy him some dance lessons. That boy has less rhythm than Sasquatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 H B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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