YoloinOhio Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Jared Lorenzen (ex-NYG and UK QB) is still playing in the Continental Indoor Football league and is listed at 6'4" 320, but looks like he is pushing 4 bills. I don't think his SB ring still fits.... http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/04/jared-lorenzen-fatter-than-ever-still-a-quarterback/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter SportsPickle @sportspickle 3h This clip of 320-pound Jared Lorenzen scrambling is quite possibly the greatest sports highlight ever: http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/02/video-jared-lorenzen-scrambling-320-pounds-greatest-video-ever … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixxxer Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsCelticsAngelsBama Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Gotta be 400 +++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogblitz Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 The Round Mound of Touch Down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 dear lord - huge man on a tiny field. its amazing he can throw even half effectively at that size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QCity Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Good pocket presence https://vine.co/v/MaaQAJE2m69/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KGUNBILLS Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 He looks like he be a good scrambler .... of a couple dozen omelets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TakeYouToTasker Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I've heard of him. Get it done OBD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) The Round Mound of Touch Down. That's good, but my favorite nickname he had was: He Ate Me. All joking aside, it's good to see that he's still playing. Edited February 4, 2014 by Mark Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Good pocket presence https://vine.co/v/MaaQAJE2m69/ EJ should take notice. Keep your eyes downfield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJasper Probincrux III Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 It would seem the Battleship Lorenzen is bucking for an upgrade to Carrier status... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwolf02 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 That's good, but my favorite nickname he had was: He Ate Me. All joking aside, it's good to see that he's still playing. Also: Pillsbury Throwboy Hefty Lefty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Dude can scramble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swnybillsfan Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 i'd been hearing about this all day, but this is the first i've seen of it. and all i have to say is sweet, merciful crap is that guy big?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QCity Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) EJ should take notice. Keep your eyes downfield. Hah I was going to say that, but didn't want to draw the wrath of EJ fans. Edit: One more https://vine.co/v/MaWBrmQz07K/ Edited February 5, 2014 by QCity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 The problem is in the huddle the guy across from him has to stand so far away he can't hear the play called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 That's good, but my favorite nickname he had was: He Ate Me. The lard who nets yards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis in NC Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Dude can scramble. They run the Eat Option... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Hah I was going to say that, but didn't want to draw the wrath of EJ fans. Edit: One more https://vine.co/v/MaWBrmQz07K/ Why is the defender trying to tackle him high? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max997 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) Why isn't he playing guard Hefty Lefty is my favorite Edited February 5, 2014 by Max997 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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