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Billy the Buffalo must Die, he is responsible for playoff drought


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When was Jerry Sullivan Hired to write columns on the Bills? That might be the curse as well, too much negativity in the Buffalo News. I suggest they demote Sullivan and make him write obituaries then bring in someone who actually has an optimistic view about our Bills. I've always thought Chris Brown does such a great job. I see an article by Sully and i don't even bother reading it since he's such a douche.

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Billy Buffalo Bio:

 

Born: Sept 3, 2000

Home Town: Orchard Park

College: Bovine University

Height: 8 ft

Weight: unknown

40 yard dash time: faster than Rich Eisen

Uniform number: BB

Favorite Colors: Red, White, and Blue

Favorite Foods: Fruits, vegetables, buffalo chicken wings, Gatorade, and ice cold milk!

Favorite Songs: “The Shout Song”, “Talkin’ Proud”, "Red, White and Blue"

Favorite Movies: “NFL Archives: Buffalo Bills vs. Houston Oilers 1993 AFC Playoffs”, “NFL: History of the Buffalo Bills”

Hobbies: Playing 60 minutes a day, signing autographs, taking photos, and visiting Bills fans all over Western New York

Goals: To make Mom proud and support the Buffalo Bills all the way to the Super Bowl!

Twitter Followers: 214

 

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Are you suggesting Flutie must die too?

No, but the fight between Flutie and Johnson was never settled. I think they should both enter the squared circle on the 50 yard line and with "Mean Gene Okerland" as referee, should have a cage match until there is a clear winner. RJ can use wet noodles as a weapon and Flutie could use Flutie Flakes.

The curse would then be removed.

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Why can't he spend his days with say, Sexual Harrassment Panda, McDonald's Grimace, Smiths Chips Gobbledock and other retired mascots? Why death?

Or have a go with the Steeler Mascot who was caught for selling drugs!!!

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