JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOXE9k1TX-s&feature=player-embedded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 When I was in High School, in every boys bathroom, every crapper did not have a door. Every year I was there. I kid you not. The stalls in our baseball locker room in high school didn't have doors. This one kid on our team would always proudly take a chit in the door-less stall. As if that wasn't bad enough, it was right at the front of the locker room so you had to walk by him to get to your locker and he'd try to have a conversation with you when you walked in. Across on my floor there were a ton of IT people, & my place outsources alot of the IT work & they contract these people in from India(don't ask me where they find them). This has been going for about 4-5 years now. Ever since they did this the bathroom have been disgusting(keep in mind at a white colar atmosphere, not some assembly line). I mean plugged up toilets, boogers on the wall, crap on the seats. One time I walked in there late in the day & there was actually crap on the floor. I mean what kind of culture do these people have? I would think common courtesy would stop them from doing stuff like this. I mean it has got to the point where I was fearful of even taking a leak at work not knowing what I was going to find. Well they moved all the IT people out 4 weeks ago & magically the bathrooms are cleaner then they ever been. So it is not just me stereotyping either. That is the good news, the bad news is we are supposed to move to their location shortly after Labor Day so I better enjoy the work bathrooms this summer I guess.LOL They likely aren't actually sitting on the seats, but rather squatting on them. In college we had a guy on our floor from Indonesia who would squat on top of the seat and crap. At first it was mildly amusing as it led to people trying to get into what appeared to be an unoccupied stall that had been locked from the inside. Then he started leaving his empty slippers on the floor so people would know he was in there. It stopped being funny though when our chitters were unmercifully hit with a barrage of soiled seats since his aim was not so good. We dubbed him the bombardier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 I have nothing to add here except for the fact that I walked into a public bathroom Saturday and there were 5-6 completely free urinals and a grown-ass man was on the end pissing into the kid's urinal. Where do these people come from? I'm short (5' 4") and sometimes the urinals are so high, I would be pissing uphill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 First of all, I want to thank everyone who has participated in this thread. There is a lot of very useful information here, far more than you can obtain from your average public service announcement. One problem I haven't really found a solution to is the pre-stank. This occurs when I walk into the restroom ready to do some business, and someone has created such an immense amount of odor that I become overwhelmed with fear and anxiety that it will be attributed to me. There really isn't any good option here. If I go into one of the stalls and wait it out, I end up getting really sick from the smell. If I turn around and try to escape, I run the risk of passing someone I know on the way out and being pegged as the source of the stank. The only option that seems to minimize the damage is to abort the mission to drop the deuce and instead hit the urinals. Sometimes relieving the bladder pressure can help with the discomfort of needing to poop, as well, but it's a very tricky proposition as we all know. But at least this way I can buy enough time to scope out a new location, and if someone comes in in the meantime, I can give them a look as if I'm disgusted by the way someone else has overpowered the bathroom and it turns into a bonding experience. Even better, though, is if someone goes into the stall while I'm trying to put up a diversion at the urinal, I'm free and clear cause that dude will now take one for the team. I dunno...do you guys have any other ideas I haven't thought of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I dunno...do you guys have any other ideas I haven't thought of? Find a different bathroom. Put some room deodorizer in the bathroom and use it when you walk in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Here's another thing - why is it that most people when they walk into a bathroom the first thing they do is take a big whiff? As if they're confirming is smells like, well, a bathroom. And of course it usually does and people are all bent out of shape about it. Personally, I will NEVER breathe through my nose in a public bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Here's another thing - why is it that most people when they walk into a bathroom the first thing they do is take a big whiff? As if they're confirming is smells like, well, a bathroom. And of course it usually does and people are all bent out of shape about it. Personally, I will NEVER breathe through my nose in a public bathroom. My three biggest fears as I enter the men's room: 1. I have to yawn. - Unavoidable giant inhale. 2. I have to sneeze. - See ^^ 3. The seat is super warm when I sit down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 My three biggest fears as I enter the men's room: 1. I have to yawn. - Unavoidable giant inhale. 2. I have to sneeze. - See ^^ 3. The seat is super warm when I sit down. How bout when you examine the seat before sitting down and you see a little area of black grime just under the inside of the back part of the seat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 How bout when you examine the seat before sitting down and you see a little area of black grime just under the inside of the back part of the seat The other day I think I saw an Andy Warhol reproduction. Almost puked then headed to the upstairs men's room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 The other day I think I saw an Andy Warhol reproduction. Almost puked then headed to the upstairs men's room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 We have "The Dripper" at my office. Don't know who it is, but the guy can't keep his urine in the urinal. I constantly walk in and have to maneuver around a pee puddle just in front of the urinal. I usually throw down a few paper towels afterwards (but I'm sure as hell not picking them up). I just wonder what the bathrooms at home look like for all of these degenerates. Yes this guy is at my office too. I actually asked a coworker if the due understood that the point of the process was to pee into the urinal. At my last gig I worked in sizable office where several companies shared bathrooms in a central lobby area. Some dude used to regularly snack on the shitter. Usually McDonalds. There was always an empty McD's bag and the cardboard from his 10 piece McNugget in the trash. That. Is truly disgusting ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Leaving the movie theater tonight I'm following a guy (60's? or older) that came out of the same theater, he even did the look back and hold the door for the person behind him (me). See him go into the bathroom, I had to go also, but my brain is screaming at me, not to go in, wait till I get home, since I was only 15 minutes away. But my bladder said go in. So I go in, and of course, there's only two urinals and he's at one of them. So I grab the other, unzip and start going. And of course, he starts yapping "so what movie did you go see?" I replied "the same one you just saw." That apparently shut him up, I hurried finished at got the hell out of there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Leaving the movie theater tonight I'm following a guy (60's? or older) that came out of the same theater, he even did the look back and hold the door for the person behind him (me). See him go into the bathroom, I had to go also, but my brain is screaming at me, not to go in, wait till I get home, since I was only 15 minutes away. But my bladder said go in. So I go in, and of course, there's only two urinals and he's at one of them. So I grab the other, unzip and start going. And of course, he starts yapping "so what movie did you go see?" I replied "the same one you just saw." That apparently shut him up, I hurried finished at got the hell out of there. I would run, too, cause you basically told him you had your eye on him as you were walking out of the theater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 I would run, too, cause you basically told him you had your eye on him as you were walking out of the theater. Hey, he noticed me first. I just wanted to pee in quiet. I wonder if his wife (who was with him I saw) knows he tries to pick up guys in bathrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Wow you guys are weird. In Thailand they have women (mostly old but not always) in the room cleaning all the time. I am not sure any of you would survive. And I am pretty sure none of you has used a squatter. In Korea, they have no stalls, or, at least they didn't when I was there. And, all unisex bathrooms. Some of these guys would absolutely freak out. As far as the Ralph goes, I don't care as long as the lights are on. If I ever had any bathroom concerns, the SD power outage game reset my tolerance. All this "the door is too open" stuff...is mincy...compared to being in that situation. Good = getting out of there with only a slight splash of pee on your elbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 We have a guy here at work who: a) always hits a stall to pee. and b) uses toilet paper to "dab" himself dry after peeing. *** We have unusually/uncomfortably large gaps between the edge of the doors and the doorjamb. *** Okay ... I just went into the men's room. Grabbed the short urinal, as is my preference. Notice that "The Dabber" is taking a leak in the 3rd stall with the door wide open. Now ... I can't see his junk, as he's facing the other way. However, I hurried to wash my hands so I could get some more validation in the mirror. Sure as schit, the dude reaches over, yanks a yard of tp off the roll, and dabs his tool ... twice. So he must think it's normal to do it with the damn door wide open, right?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 So he must think it's normal to do it with the damn door wide open, right?!?! He must think it's normal to do it at all. I guess no one ever taught him to shake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 The bathroom here has a single stall and a single urinal. A couple weeks back I was in the stall. If someone is ever in there, you know it because if the door isn't locked, it swings wide open. So if the door is close, someone is in there. So while I'm in there, someone walks into the bathroom. He slowly circled around the entire stall. He then pushed on the door to see if it was locked. After seeing that it was locked, he then asked out loud "is someone in there". What the hell? The locked door wasn't clue enough for you? I have a strict "no talking in a public restroom" rule, so I didn't answer. For a second there, I really thought the guy was going to attempt to climb under the stall walls, but I still had to stick with my rule. The whole thing was pretty creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted October 3, 2013 Author Share Posted October 3, 2013 more than 3 shakes and you're playing with yourself He must think it's normal to do it at all. I guess no one ever taught him to shake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 He must think it's normal to do it at all. I guess no one ever taught him to shake. Maybe he has a nub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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