poblano Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 i will insist in take ashoot(risk?) with Jim Tomsula DL coach SF 49ers,can´t be worse. altought i´m very sure Gailey will stay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 For some reason, this list reminded me of the following scene from Ted: Ted: White trash name, guess. John: Mandi? Ted: No. John: Marilyn? Ted: No. John: Brittany? Ted: No. John: Tiffany? Ted: No. John: Candice? Ted: No. John: Don’t !@#$ with me on this, I know this ****. Ted: Do you see me !@#$ing with you? I’m completely serious. John: OK, speed round, I’m gonna rattle off some names and when I hit it, !@#$ing buzz it. Ted: You do it, I will tell you. John: You got me? Ted: Yeah. John: Alright Brandi, Heather, Channing, Briana, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Vandi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Laura, Shelly and Shantelle? Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Christa, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nicki, Kelsy, Shaunna, Jolene, Earlie, Claudia, Savannah, Cassie, Dolly, Kendra, Callie, Khloe, Devon, Emmylou, !@#$ing Becky? Ted: Nope. John: Wait, was it any one of those names with a Lyn after it? Ted: YES! John: OK, Brandy Lyn, Heather Lyn… Ted: Tammy Lyn. John: !@#$! possibly the funniest movie ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 My vote goes to Howdy Doody. well at least Buffalo Bob would be pulling his strings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyghtewynd Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. Ralph will hire him because they both have the same name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalftimeAdjustment Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 He also likes to punch his assistants in the face And you have a problem with that? Seems like we could count on more emotion than Dick Jauron showed. Will he get the DLine to play "nasty"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Allan in MD Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Howard Stern. He's offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Cthulhu Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 John Madden. He meets the age requirement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTO Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Right because Fewell is going to go back to Buffalo...willingly mind you...for a lateral move... If you give him the coaching job he will come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joaquin1119 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Please hurry Tom Cable I would love to wake up reading the newspaper reading about how he punch someone in the face lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Jim Mora, Sr. He won't be afraid to level with the fans about the possibility of making the playoffs. Heck, bring him in now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOKBILLS Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 If you give him the coaching job he will come. Yes, Head Coach I agree...Not DC though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 only if we get that fat o line coach to go with him..the one who used to coach the bills--with the blood pressure of 300/500 That would be Carl Mauch. He was fun to watch. Steve Spurrier. Not sure he'd come back to NFL but I'd love to give him a shot in buffalo. He's done a great job at collegiate level. And his plan for the skins was a good one just needed better players. His style would be even more suited for today's NFL and he has the backbone we need in a coach. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/ross-tucker-tells-hilarious-steve-spurrier-stories/2011/07/22/gIQAmjhXTI_blog.html “If you guys ever could, you should go back and get a sideline copy of Patrick Ramsey’s first start against the Saints. There were no hot reads or no sight adjusts. If a blitz came, his whole philosophy was to change the play at the line of scrimmage. Well, in the NFL, if it looks like the linebacker from the right’s coming, he’s not the guy coming, it’s the other guy. It’s all disguised. He would literally be on the sideline screaming out to Patrick to change the play, so Patrick would change the play, then the defense would shift, and Spurrier would be like no no no no, and there’d either be a timeout or a delay of game. Dude, it was straight high school. It was honestly hilarious. It was absolutely brutal.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KollegeStudnet Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Howdy Doody...Ralph loves that tv show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikecole1 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I thought about Jay Gruden who is not included w his bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Here it is. An alphabetical list of every retread HC, perceived HC commodity, "I've heard of him", or on someone's 'wish list' coaches for Ralph to consider to be his next Kevlar vest. For sure, the Bills next HC is on this list. If not, please feel free to add yours. Bobby April Bruce Arians Brian Billick Todd Bowles Keith Butler Tom Cable Cam Cameron Dom Capers Brad Childress Kelly Clarkson Bill Cowher Romeo Crennel Jack DelRio Howdy Doody Tony Dungy Herm Edwards Kevin Greene Russ Grimm Jon Gruden Vic Fangio Jim Fassel Perry Fewell Jim Haslett Hue Jackson Chip Kelly Jim Kelly Lane Kiffen Monte Kiffen Mike Leach Scott Linehan Eric Mangini Steve Mariucci Doug Marrone Dave McGinnis Pete Metzelaars Dick Nolan Sean Payton Ron Pitts Dean Pees Frank Reich Andy Reid Ron Rivera Terry Robiskie Mike Sherman Tony Sparano Jerry Sullivan Rex Ryan Rob Ryan Nick Saban Adam Sandler Marty Schottenheimer Brian Schottenheimer Kurt Schottenheimer Howard Simon Mike Singletary Mike Shula Darryl Talley Steve Tasker Mike Tice Thurman Thomas Emmitt Thomas Mark Trestman Norv Turner Joe Vitt Dave Wannstedt How dare you forget Greg Roman (SF OC) I think Kelly Clarson would definitely sell tickets though He also likes to punch his assistants in the face sounds good to me Kevin Greene For DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Angel Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I just want a coach that has some fire. Somebody that will get in Carroll's face after a punk move like Sunday. Someone who will be quotable. If we suck at least we'll get something interesting. Not an Andy Reid type. Is Kevin Greene ready for the big time? What about Mike Tice--ready for another shot? I want one that keeps us in games in not have to watch the score get run up on us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Maybe they should get the last coach to lead the Bills to a Super Bowl, Jon Voight never have seen that, have to know. I want a coach who does this: [media] [/media :censored: :censored: sensational, :censored: reporters, :censored: shoe came off .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincec Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 And who can forget Dennis Green? I'm sure those guys are available. Dennis Green might need an unlimited McDonalds gift certificate, but otherwise they'd be cheap. Dennis Green! After losses like last week the press conferences would be on primetime with a massive audience of people waiting for the explosion. What could be better for ratings? If you win, people watch. If you lose, people watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8-8 Forever? Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Tom Cable would be a perfect fit in Buffalo. Seeing his Raiders won/loss record is almost identical to gailey's. He could continue the century of suck without missing a beat. Ex-O-line coaches who got a HC job. Because like the Bills no one would work for Davis. There isn't a huge demand for guys with that kind of resume. But hey i bet he would laughingly take the gig. "the century of suck" ... oh LOL I love that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOUSE Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 You forgot Chuckles the Clown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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