mob16151 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I nominate myself for GM. I also second that lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 (edited) I will do defensive assistant or something. And team nutrition guy. Steaks erryday Edited October 11, 2012 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasternOHBillsFan Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Hell with that, I'd take the GM job... our drafts have pretty much stunk every single year, and we need a QB, LBs, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webster Guy Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Nominate me, the Webster Guy (which is actually me and my brother Jeff). As President/CEO and GM we promise the following: 1. Beer sales START at halftime. Lord knows the second half is when your headache starts and our team gets out-adjusted. 2. Artificial snow for every game. 3. Prime seating for all Two Bills Drive Posters that haven't told me I'm an idiot on the message board (that leaves two of you) 4. Awesome kids section that allows a halftime race on the field. 5. No more fat security guards obstructing your view, hot chicks with tasers now keep the peace. 6. Every kickoff gets returned or the guy gets cut. (hey if we're gonna give up 50 points a game lets take some risks people) 7. No Celino and Barnes ads. Ever. The only low-lifes we promote are Canadian Beer Brewers. 8. Strictly Rush music over the loud speakers. With condolences and respect to Ozzy, Queen and AC/DC 9. We rename the Stadium to something other than the owners name. (cheesy) Something cool like Lakeside Park or Orchard Park Stadium. Sorry but naming rights are gay. (Lucas Oil? Really? I hope that check was worth it....) 10. More reverses, flea flickers, fake punts and FG's, blitzes, bombs, big beers, fireworks, free hot pretzels for kids, tv's in the bathrooms, and full video access to our draft room, scouting reports, and all discussions made on draft day available free on streaming video from the website on the day after the draft. Vote Webster Guy for Bills Dictator.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinzChampionshipz Posted October 11, 2012 Author Share Posted October 11, 2012 I nominate myself for GM. I also second that lol LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I will do defensive assistant or something. And team nutrition guy. Steaks erryday I'll nominate you as well - only because you are one of the only members on here I know who actually played O Line....but, the only caveat I will add, is Jimmy Spagnola must be the "ball boy". Nominate me, the Webster Guy (which is actually me and my brother Jeff). As President/CEO and GM we promise the following: 1. Beer sales START at halftime. Lord knows the second half is when your headache starts and our team gets out-adjusted. 2. Artificial snow for every game. 3. Prime seating for all Two Bills Drive Posters that haven't told me I'm an idiot on the message board (that leaves two of you) 4. Awesome kids section that allows a halftime race on the field. 5. No more fat security guards obstructing your view, hot chicks with tasers now keep the peace. 6. Every kickoff gets returned or the guy gets cut. (hey if we're gonna give up 50 points a game lets take some risks people) 7. No Celino and Barnes ads. Ever. The only low-lifes we promote are Canadian Beer Brewers. 8. Strictly Rush music over the loud speakers. With condolences and respect to Ozzy, Queen and AC/DC 9. We rename the Stadium to something other than the owners name. (cheesy) Something cool like Lakeside Park or Orchard Park Stadium. Sorry but naming rights are gay. (Lucas Oil? Really? I hope that check was worth it....) 10. More reverses, flea flickers, fake punts and FG's, blitzes, bombs, big beers, fireworks, free hot pretzels for kids, tv's in the bathrooms, and full video access to our draft room, scouting reports, and all discussions made on draft day available free on streaming video from the website on the day after the draft. Vote Webster Guy for Bills Dictator.............. Can I have a fridge installed right in front of my three season ticket seats??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I nominate myself to be assistant to the traveling secretary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsRUs Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Who wants to be incharge of telling WGR that we're switching back to the 103.3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bufcomments Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I nominate myself as DC. Would bring in D. Talley as my LB coach. Just so I could see him cuss somebody ass in the locker room at halftime. Would bring in Mark Kelso as Secondary coach. Would blitz Tom Brady on dam near every play just for the hell of it. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I'd give Special Teams to MDP because, well, is anyone really more special than MDP? And I'd make Valle a Press Secretary because we need someone to get in front of the media and tell the world the truth about the Bills sucking ... in a way that would even put Jim Mora to shame. And finally, I'd make Fig Newton the strength and conditioning coach, because every single player would run as fast as they could to get away from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 NO WAY! BB has to be the QB coach. He loves him some QBs. NYC Bill DBs coach. Captain Hindsight ST coach. valle7878 D-line coach. Fig Newton OC Joe the six pack DC Pearl Howardman HC It's official I'm the HC!!! and I want GM too as I always have the draft ready to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Duck Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 NO WAY! BB has to be the QB coach. He loves him some QBs. NYC Bill DBs coach. Captain Hindsight ST coach. valle7878 D-line coach. Fig Newton OC Joe the six pack DC Pearl Howardman HC Beerball GM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Can I be the guy who sleeps with all the cheerleaders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I already turned them down. If it wasn't good enough for Cowher or Shanahan, it sure as hell wasn't good enough for me. And I told Brandon that to his face. GO BILLS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Can I be the guy who sleeps with all the cheerleaders? As it happens, there is an opening at the QB position. Feel free to submit your application. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All_Pro_Bills Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 If the brain trust we have now are spending 15+ hours a day and we are still playing like this, they may as well go home early and get some sleep because those long hours aren't doing anyone any good .... they're just wasting time. I GOT IT!!!!! maybe they are AT work for 15+ hours a day ..... but ..... instead of coaching our guys up or formulating game plans or watching game films or manipulating rosters they are spending their time posting on TBD Put another way, at the end of the day it's results that matter not effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsRUs Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Can I be the guy who sleeps with all the cheerleaders? Ok but then you also have to be the guy in charge of showing everyone the baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Captain hindsight for Russ Brandons job....just to watch him answer every question with,"In hindsight, we should have...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 There's a pretty big step from being knowledgeable about football to being a head coach. As the Bills have been proving for 15 years or so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 NO WAY! BB has to be the QB coach. He loves him some QBs. NYC Bill DBs coach. Captain Hindsight ST coach. valle7878 D-line coach. Fig Newton OC Joe the six pack DC Pearl Howardman HC Punt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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