Ennjay Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 He changed his mind. or He slipped on an ice patch in the parking lot and now the Bills are trying to get out of the contract. or he's on the phone right now getting advice from Dwight Howard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmmd Ackbar Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Goodell phoned and told him it would be in the best interest of the league if he signed with the Eagles or Cowboys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 He changed his mind. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTW2012 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 He changed his mind. or He slipped on an ice patch in the parking lot and now the Bills are trying to get out of the contract. or he's on the phone right now getting advice from Dwight Howard. My advice to you- don't quit your day job to become a comedian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ennjay Posted March 15, 2012 Author Share Posted March 15, 2012 My advice to you- don't quit your day job to become a comedian. Yeah I know. That's why I was hoping someone else would pick this up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) Waiting for a slowdown in season ticket sales today. Phone lines have been melting today, so they are going to wait for it to slow down and have the presser. So it will go back up again Or ... waiting for the extra sales people to arrive at the ticket sales office Edited March 15, 2012 by CodeMonkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Waiting for the SU game to start to free up the bandwith from the CNY area as people switch over to that instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Leverage against Erie County with lease negotiations around the corner. "See...everything is falling apart...even the A/V in the media room!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enemarty Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 waiting for Chad Kelly to arrive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Wilson lost his walker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scribo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 They are working out the details to get Mario #90 so he can come out in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estelle Getty Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 He used his clause to opt out of the deal before the press conference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KollegeStudnet Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 They're patiently awaiting Mr. Wilson who is doing 35 in a 55....to get to RWS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkington Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Tennessee called. He'll be a Titan within the next 30 minutes. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACor58 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Jeff Littman: "Wait, wait, wait. I thought is was 6 years for $9.6 Million? Did you say $96 Million???? No way guys, no freaking way. Tell him NO, absolutely not. We bought him dinner - TWICE - plus two lunches AND we had bagels this morning when he got here - enough is enough. If he'll take the $9.6 million he can sign, I'm not happy about it, but we'll do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garranimal Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Ralph is cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan in n.h Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 the drugs wore off and he came to and said "i"m in buffalo???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Beerboy was at OBD and high fived Williams after he signed. They rushed Mario to the hospital to check for spiral vaginitis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flomoe Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 He broke free from the chains, beat the hell out of the gimp and is now running through orchard park with a gag in his mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 @AdamSchefter No other team stepped in at last minute. Bills and Mario Williams still wrapping up language details before wrapping up contract PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
need therapy Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 He broke free from the chains, beat the hell out of the gimp and is now running through orchard park with a gag in his mouth Gotta love anytime you can work in a Pulp Fiction reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 They are working out the details to get Mario #90 so he can come out in it. That could be. PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playman Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 wgr just said its " contract language " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ennjay Posted March 15, 2012 Author Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) wgr just said its " contract language " Just so long as the language Mario has a problem with isn't "player agrees to play for the Buffalo Bills." Edited March 15, 2012 by Ennjay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dciraolo Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 "Contract language"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playman Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 whatever he wants, just agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 "Contract language"? Lawyers need to make their money too. Wording about incentives etc. @AdamSchefter No other team stepped in at last minute. Bills and Mario Williams still wrapping up language details before wrapping up contract PTR Maybe that's what he is waiting for, like a Governors pardon at 11:59 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 He changed his mind, but we're currently waterboarding him and it's going well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowery4 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 It was written in Chinese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Considering how long lawyers usually pour over the language and details of any contract, I am always amazed when they bang out one of these enormous player contracts in just a couple hours. I realize there's a standard template, but still, it's not like Williams brought his legal team with him; there are probably ten guys in a Houston lawfirm reading the same final draft right now looking for any last problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Nike is rushing over the new jersey for him to have at the PC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonborn10 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Pen was wide right of the signature line. He doesn't want to sign a contract with no goals to achieve. He is looking for music on his Ipod that is a throwback to his miracle first pick in the draft that stunned the city he was supposed to go to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 too many mighty tacos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevWarRifleman Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 1. Another helium baloon has shorted out the electricity at OBD. 2. The USFL just called & made him a better offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 2. The USFL just called & made him a better offer. Vince McMahon called, he's starting the XFL up again, with Mario Williams as the marquee player, wearing a jersey that says "Buffalo Hate Me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Nike is rushing over the new jersey for him to have at the PC. Chinese shops busily replacing Kelsay nameplates with M. Williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsCelticsAngelsBama Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Chinese shops busily replacing Kelsay nameplates with M. Williams I fully expected us to retire #90 for Kelsay. Confused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ennjay Posted March 15, 2012 Author Share Posted March 15, 2012 I fully expected us to retire #90 for Kelsay. Confused There's a Phil Hansen remark in here somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLeonard Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 (edited) Had to sell the AV equipment to pay for the contract. The Bills plan to call New England. word is, they have some lightly used video equipment that they aren't supposed to be using anymore. -Bill Edited March 15, 2012 by BLeonard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsCelticsAngelsBama Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 There's a Phil Hansen remark in here somewhere. Loved Hansen. Hope we never forget how great he really was and how many times he ran down a play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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