section122 Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Don't listen to that 'don't nail chicks at work' nonsense. I would have missed out on some fine things if I had listened to that old cliche. It might be good advice when you are older or you are the boss but when you in your 20s work should be considered fertile ground to be cultivated. A million times yes. Just use discretion, the whole it's important we keep this private. You would be amazed at how well being known as discreet works out for you. The "good girls" will come to you for their lovin because they know people won't find out (and ruin their rep). Girls talk more than you can imagine, but if you are known as a guy who will keep his mouth shut.... It's the way I pulled a lot of tail and a 3 some off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 So . . . . if he follows your advice, and does whatever he wants to do, then he's listening to you, and he will wind up just sitting in front of his keyboard like the rest of us . . . which is not a desireable outcome for a young, single guy. So I guess logically, his best course of action must be to do the opposite (which I might add is what I suggested above that he do so he could get the same kind of results as George did on Seinfeld). Seems pretty clear that logic dictates that he do what we tell him to do - -right? Exactly. Finally someone gets it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Did you call her yet? Is this going to turn into sage's lentils thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Don't listen to that 'don't nail chicks at work' nonsense. I would have missed out on some fine things if I had listened to that old cliche. It might be good advice when you are older or you are the boss but when you in your 20s work should be considered fertile ground to be cultivated. Just don't nail the cleaning lady at work, and then giver her a cashmere sweater with a spot on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Is this going to turn into sage's lentils thread? I figure he's either going to call her, and I get to laugh at him. Or, given that I clearly think he's a kitty in this matter, he's going to not call her specifically to spite me...and I've done him a public service in keeping him from calling her. And still get to laugh at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 I figure he's either going to call her, and I get to laugh at him. Or, given that I clearly think he's a kitty in this matter, he's going to not call her specifically to spite me...and I've done him a public service in keeping him from calling her. And still get to laugh at him. I just hope that when he does cave and call her, he goes MIA for a few months just like sage did and we all think he's dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Im only gonna be here for two more months. I just want to touch her butt! I swear! If you change your name to Captain Hindtouch, we'll know what happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted September 24, 2012 Author Share Posted September 24, 2012 If you change your name to Captain Hindtouch, we'll know what happened. Would you accept Captain Bootytouch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Would you accept Captain Bootytouch? We'd rather have "Captain I !@#$ed her so much all night long she couldn't walk straight the next day". But I think there's a limit on how long a name can be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Would you accept Captain Bootytouch? Question is, will she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Question is, will she? Print this thread out and read it to her, and I'm pretty sure she will... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 (edited) If you knock her up and merry her, you have to send invitations to all of us for the wedding. I will bring the wine. Edited September 24, 2012 by mead107 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted September 24, 2012 Author Share Posted September 24, 2012 If you knock her up and merry her, you have to send invitations to all of us for the wedding. I will bring the wine. Deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 If you knock her up and merry marry her, you have to send invitations to all of us for the wedding. I will bring the wine. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Would you accept Captain Bootytouch? Question is, will she? Print this thread out and read it to her, and I'm pretty sure she will... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Sorry. thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 What are friends for, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 The weekend is coming. Will he be able to resist calling her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted September 26, 2012 Author Share Posted September 26, 2012 The weekend is coming. Will he be able to resist calling her? Still going strong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Still going strong Have you deleted her contact info and all voicemails/call logs/texts/pictures from your phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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