dib Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 buttholes at work who rag on you after a Bills loss? Bad enough putting up with Dolfelons (although not so much this year) but a co-worker is all of a suddeen a Giants fan today. "My boys beat you by 3 yesterday" Since I cant punch him I replied "Why werent they 'your boys' when they lost last week" Great now I'm p!ssed all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegm Alley Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 I had a mustache bet with a co-worker for the Eagles game. He had been raggin on me about how the Eagles would destroy the Bills and this and that. Bills win and I come into work and he was clean shaven. I was piss*d too. Sorry losers can't even honor a bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Do you have cubicles? http://www.officecubiclepranks.com/ another http://www.hrworld.com/features/cubicle-pranks-032008/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 buttholes at work who rag on you after a Bills loss? Simple solution: http://www.gunandgame.com/forums/attachments/powder-keg/21712d1241945454-hard-chrome-ak-47-saddam_golden_ak-47_2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Take a dump in his desk drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Take a dump in his desk drawer. Remind me not to piss you off .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Do you have cubicles? http://www.officecubiclepranks.com/ another http://www.hrworld.com/features/cubicle-pranks-032008/ My favorite prank is when they leave their computer unattended do this: Screenshot their desktop and save it to the desktop. Hide the taskbar and all icons. Make the screenshot their wallpaper. Haven't tried it with Windows 7, but I assume you can still do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Go to HR, file a sexual harassment complaint against him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 (edited) My favorite prank is when they leave their computer unattended do this: Screenshot their desktop and save it to the desktop. Hide the taskbar and all icons. Make the screenshot their wallpaper. Haven't tried it with Windows 7, but I assume you can still do that. Go to HR, file a sexual harassment complaint against him... Combine these two: If you can get on his PC, send yourself an email that is highly inappropriate, a sexual come on, etc. Then, go back to your PC and return the email to him saying "I've told you before, I'm not interested and you are making me very uncomfortable so I am copying the HR Director on this email". Assuming you don't really want to send to HR, just type the HR person's email out and misspell the name slightly. In his panic he won't notice the error. . Edited October 18, 2011 by KD in CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Combine these two: If you can get on his PC, send yourself an email that is highly inappropriate, a sexual come on, etc. Then, go back to your PC and return the email to him saying "I've told you before, I'm not interested and you are making me very uncomfortable so I am copying the HR Director on this email". Assuming you don't really want to send to HR, just type the HR person's email out and misspell the name slightly. In his panic he won't notice the error. Escalate. Set his wallpaper as a slide show of nude pictures of yourself set inside a heart frame, then alert HR. And then when he least expects it, nail him with the old fork in the eye. When he regains vision, send him the sex tape you made with his wife and the paternity test which proves you're the father of "his" kids. If he gets mad then he's probably just a poor sport to begin with. And who really cares? He started it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBud Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Just let it go. I've got it worse. Got a Pats* fan who thinks that every game Brady should have had 2 more touchdown passes than what he did. I just listen and nod (off to sleep). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 buttholes at work who rag on you after a Bills loss? Bad enough putting up with Dolfelons (although not so much this year) but a co-worker is all of a suddeen a Giants fan today. "My boys beat you by 3 yesterday" Since I cant punch him I replied "Why werent they 'your boys' when they lost last week" Great now I'm p!ssed all over again. Loosen all the lug nuts on his tires. Sadly, it's tough to rag on Giants fans. Not like Boston fans (I can still shut up a Pats fan with a well-placed "Billy Buckner") or Redskins fans ("Hey, remember when your quarterback head-butted a wall and knocked himself out?") or Browns fans ("Oh, you mean you're a Ravens fan?") There's just not that many painful points to being a Giants fan. So I vote for killing them in traffic accidents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 Be kind and ask for the wife's phone #. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 You could always do the gas/mpg prank. For a week or two, add gas to their car while they are at work. Then for a week after, siphon gas out. They'll go from thinking they have great gas mileage, to probably taking it to the dealer wondering why it's so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaattMaann Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Escalate. Set his wallpaper as a slide show of nude pictures of yourself set inside a heart frame, then alert HR. And then when he least expects it, nail him with the old fork in the eye. When he regains vision, send him the sex tape you made with his wife and the paternity test which proves you're the father of "his" kids. If he gets mad then he's probably just a poor sport to begin with. And who really cares? He started it. winner winner...chicken dinner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Here's what I do. I try not to be an !@#$ the week before the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted October 19, 2011 Author Share Posted October 19, 2011 Here's what I do. I try not to be an !@#$ the week before the game. I learned to stay low key and 'shut my mouth' years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Escalate. Set his wallpaper as a slide show of nude pictures of yourself set inside a heart frame, then alert HR. And then when he least expects it, nail him with the old fork in the eye. When he regains vision, send him the sex tape you made with his wife and the paternity test which proves you're the father of "his" kids. If he gets mad then he's probably just a poor sport to begin with. And who really cares? He started it. Do you suppose it would work... without the fork in the eye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 I'm highly appreciative of the KD in CT "Cleveland Steamer" approach, but I'd probably go with the old "superglue the mouse buttons" trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Do you suppose it would work... without the fork in the eye? There's always a first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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