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It is so painfully obvious when Mrs. Beerball is looking over your shoulder and when she isn't :lol:

 

Speaking of which I hope all of you, when your wife catches you watching porn on the internet, blame us. For me it's always "oh, one of those !@#$s posted this stupid site on the message board. Some of those guys are such idiots." We're here for each other. :D

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Speaking of which I hope all of you, when your wife catches you watching porn on the internet, blame us. For me it's always "oh, one of those !@#$s posted this stupid site on the message board. Some of those guys are such idiots." We're here for each other. :D

 

Last week the wife asked me why I watch so much porn. I answered: "So I don't end up killing one of us."

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I don't see the point of marriage in this day and age.

 

But if you do get married, get a rock solid pre-nup. I know way too many nice guys who got screwed over by materialistic bitches. Don't be fooled.

 

They're experts at the long con.

 

This would make a GREAT Hallmark card. :thumbsup:

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I'm just wondering for the married men here...when did you know that your wife was the one?

 

Ive met this girl and the more time i spend with her the more i feel like she could be that one. We share so many of the same values and beliefs and we just get along so well. I cant find a single thing about her that is a red flag....

 

When did you know?

 

 

did that...i think she wants to be with her ex....figures...nice guys always finish last

 

 

wheres my beer :thumbsup:

So this whole marriage thing lasted 53 hours 29 minutes? Where are you typing from, a bar stool?

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