Gaaaah! ... another ***** gadget. All this team has ever had to do for the last 50something years is forge a ***** identity. Draft linebackers and ***** offensive linemen, luck into the occasional skill position and QB, and this team would be known, year in and year out, as a tough, mean, difficult win.
Instead we're a ***** gadget bag in a blizzard. Speedy smurfs on ice. A perennial question bag of jokes.
Great, let's find a new way to outsmart outselves