Dirtbag

we're supposed to be happy over the fact that our players aren't beating the hell out of each other over a chair? the bar has never been so low.

the problem with this analogy is that you aren't a professional skier. i'm not sure you'd find as much value in those lessons if you were. i love fitz. i think he's the best qb the bills have had in years. i'm still not convinced he can unlearn the instincts that have brought him to this point. it's tough to change an athlete's natural tendencies when he or she is thirty years old. often, when you start changing an established athlete's mechanics, you screw them up. i hope lee makes him better. i'm equally concerned that he might screw fitz up.

wasn't it the lights out dance that caused all of merriman's problems last year? if so, isn't it more detrimental to the team than stevie's smoove moves? http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/135386-merriman-injured-his-arm-during-intros-sunday/

stop being so defensive -- you're starting to sound like eball. it's cool if you guys like zima and appletinis. no one's judging anyone.

the lack of fruit in the drink leads me to conclude it was not sangria. certainly a stray orange or lemon would have ended up in his glass. i'm going off the board here and suggest it was cranberry/vodka. if this is the case, there's a 90% chance he has a urinary tract infection. hope it heals before training camp opens.

i've always envisioned fitz going on to run a chain of asian massage parlors in the midwest after his playing days are over. that's what i would do if i had his money.

the same could be said for tuck's nuts.

you failed to mention buffalobills.com's under-the-radar acquisition of hannah buehler. on paper, brown and buehler form one of the most formidable reporting tandems in the league. i can't wait to see them turn it on once the season starts!

no, you agree with it, which is fine. you may find it immature and stupid. personally, i find it funny that he publicly ridiculed a peer. it doesn't happen very often. we can have different points of view on this, but arguing that you're right simply because "most people" agree with you is silly. i have no idea who "most people" agree with here and neither do you. all we have is our opinions.

i actually think it's hilarious. especially when said player is wearing sweatpants in a nightclub. plax is a complete and utter moron who deserves our ridicule. shooting someone else would have been a tragedy. shooting himself makes it comedy.

not enough bars for my taste.

exactly. kevin bacon won the battle against the anti-dance faction in 1984. why are people still fighting it today?

it's worth it for the graham/sully video chats alone.

not for nothing, but he was also wearing a pair of snug-fitting chino slacks like the professor in gilligan's island. classic media-whore.

and while we're at it, please ban all this "sack dancing." in my day, you tackled the quarterback and that was it. nowadays, guys do the electric slide, the tootsie roll, the dougie, the mashed potato, the cotton eyed joe, the humpty dance, the lean back, the stanky leg, the meatstick, the peanut butter jelly time, and the shimmy shimmy. then they wave their jerseys over their heads like a helicopter and download some apps off of the youtube before returning to the huddle. and don't even get me started on those cheerleaders!

he's busy not getting hiv.

unless it comes with a garbage plate or a visit to country sweet, color me unexcited.

deers in your backyard dinner at tempo is yumms fitz learns how to throw

http://www.cbssports.com/video/player/jim-rome/1kEb1C8Wg4WzkTHTn6DL3rox0NVK9Nn_ you're welcome. also, cbs sports is apparently on channel 613 if you have direct tv. it looks like the rome show airs 3, 3:30, 8, 8:30 pm pacific. you can do the math if you live anywhere else. best, dirtbag in la, non-hunter

rack him.

a draft recap in the middle of june? at least put your wife/mother/sister/girlfriend(?) from the previous video in it, son.

i've always heard he's a cancer backstage. that band is completely divided.

this is too soon. you can't accurately grade a draft until a good 20 years later.

his motor is high and moderately hellified.

the most surprising part is that the pats didn't somehow get a first round pick for him.