Dirtbag

bump.

please, the bills ain't that easy. you have to work for those codes, son. romance them a little, you know?

i love the fitzscream. i absolutely love it. a candid moment like that makes it impossible not to like the guy.

i just tweeted a pic of me in my bills thong on martha's vineyard! #billsthongridingupmybutt

that's offensive. and you're not. i envy you old geezers. at least you experienced the championship years. i'm ancient enough to have lived through the almost-glory years of the early nineties but i can't imagine being a fan who was born post '94. that would be brutal. now, old folks, go drink some warm milk and go to bed. you need your rest.

needs more coy wire. preferably when he's jumping out of a swimming pool.

i'm jealous that i didn't come up with this. too funny.

this is truly what the founding fathers fought for.

in the early nineties, i asked jim to pray that i pass a math regents exam. it didn't work. of course, he was still an incorrigible poon-hound at the time. things might be different now that he's found god.

chili fans don't like cake?

compelling argument, but you're wrong. greatest. sports site. ever.

i'm just going to come right out and say it: bleacher report is the greatest source for sports news on the planet. anyone who disagrees is a moron.

dodger stadium, third row behind home plate. lasorda in the row in front of me, larry king (wearing a bulky pleather jacket) the row behind, ron howard four seats away. all the dodger dogs you could eat. i spent more time at the carving stations than watching the game. that loser sasha vujacic threw out the first pitch. he and his lady friend at the time (not sharapova) bailed by the third inning.

nah, stevie's was better: http://www.terezowens.com/stevie-johnsons-ass-shaped-birthday-cake/

some consider the first sign of fall to be when the leaves start changing. others consider it to be when the temperatures start to dip. personally, i think it's the annual call i make to directv threatening to cancel if they don't lower my price. it's got 10+ years of tradition behind it.

good night.

i've always heard that the biggest indicator of elite talent is foot size.

i disagree with most of this. i went to the san diego game last year. it was the first nfl game i've been to in over a decade (when i lived back east). i was shocked by how slow the "live" game was (i've had the nfl ticket for well over 10 years). maybe it was the fact that the bills sucked that day. maybe it was the fact that the "jumbotron" there was anything but. the time-outs and instant replays bored the crap out of me. watching a game at home, on tv, is a million times more interesting, particularly because it allows the viewer to dissect everything in minutia, thereby increasing the drama. all that dead time between plays is diminished. i don't think any sport has been more enhanced by technology. the time between play is shortened, consumed by replays and second-guessing, and the drama is greatly heightened. if anything, football needs to rely more on technology, not less. regardless, as far as live-viewing, no sport holds a candle to hockey. it's not ever close.

seriously? dude, it's just football. most of us are half-in-the-bag by kickoff.

sweatpants in the club.

nope, they were drinking. sorry.

also, they scored fewer points than their opponents.

you must be a traditionalist. i prefer fewer tds, more ints from my quarterback.

huh?

don't be concerned. rob johnson threw some of the tightest mini camp spirals i've ever seen.