Dirtbag

it takes a lot of gull to criticize a post like this. the deliberate stream of consciousness style is extremely successful, and grants the reader tremendous insight into the writer's interior world. james joyce would adorn this post several face-with-tears-of-joy emoji.

that's less of a take and more of a question. i think the take version is: "randell johnson was all over the field last night! he will make the team! he's a seventh round steal! out!"

sweet. a kelly family/tim graham twitter fight. love it. if donte (w)hitner somehow gets involved, this may turn out to be the greatest saturday night ever.

if graham is correct and that's actually a demand, jim's nuts. he should just be happy if they let his daughter do some fluff pieces on buffalobills.com

wasn't one of his first actions as super ceo to renew the toronto deal?

what do you think determines whaley's fate? if e.j. flames out, is whaley toast? brandon can go away now. his time is done. (although if pegula gets the team, i expect him to stay.)

damn, i was really expecting roger goodell to chime in by now. since he's m.i.a., i'll do my best: /slips on blue blazer //adjusts striped tie ///dyes hair a sandy brown "the national football league values and appreciates its many fans. policies like this reflect this sentiment since they are designed to greatly enhance the fan experience. thank you for your continued support in making the national football league the greatest sporting entity in the world and good luck to your team this year."

totally agree. i went to the game in san diego a couple years ago (my first game since leaving the falls like 20 years ago) and sat in a section of people who got tickets via the ub alumni association. i was blown away by the number of slovenly, alcoholic, surly mouth breathers sporting bills gear. it was like being in a post apocalyptic nightmare, the soundtrack of which was a few half-hearted, limp attempts at the "shout!" song. this crew in front of me was so plastered that dude kicked his lady friend in the head then collapsed into the row in front of him and puked. people were passed out by the second quarter, their mouths wrapped around half eaten hot dogs, mustard crusted around their quivering lips. i'm not sure if i was more embarrassed by my fellow bills fans' behavior or their inability to drink like champions. it was strictly amateur night. oh, also the bills lost.

do a shot for every ball pat and the game gets way more enjoyable. you'll pass out before the end of the first quarter, but those 15 minutes will be fun as hell.

mary wilson (or pegula or trump or golisano or that twinkies dude or the hedge fund guy or bon jovi if he's seriously committed to keeping the team in b-lo or the other mysterious bidders) needs to get this dude to the sundowner STAT!

who the hell has the cojones to make weird al wait for a table?

can i complain about ej here?

why do they want it? is littman planning on sending trump pics of his trouser snake?

you also win by taking it one game at a time.

more like love/hate? that's how i've always defined my relationship with the team.

as long as ej has one of those amazing microsoft tablets, he'll be fine.

not sure if andre's part of the ceremony is posted elsewhere, but figured i'd put it here since it seems relevant: http://www.profootballhof.com/multimedia/enshrinement-festival/2014/8/1/andre-reed-receives-gold-jacket/

i say keep it the way it is but have a randomly selected drunk fan perform the kick. to make it even more exciting, i would award the team an extra ten points if the fan pukes on the field at any point during the play. you could do the same thing for punts, fyi.

i hope the added muscle doesn't jack up his viper coil.

good ol' trent edwards. at the time, it was viewed as a spirited defense by a heroic coach. in retrospect, it turns out that the teenage "doggers" were completely accurate in their assessment of trent's play.

they should rehire chan to yell at any fans who "dog" ej during camp.

i don't understand why they don't have more kraft reaction shots during games. doesn't the nfl realize that there's nothing football fans crave more than watching kraft watch the game from the safe confines of his owner's box?

he's also the most handsome major sports commissioner in the biz.

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you're confusing him with sylvester stevenson.