Dirtbag

buddy is waiting for the newest aol c.d. to arrive in the mail along with this month's aarp magazine. there's a killer profile on mickey rooney.

now that he's terminated ej, can marrone please storm into john murphy's office and demand that they demote chris brown to social media coordinator? he shouldn't even ask for agreement. just say, "this is the way i'm going."

yes, i have no problem with it either. in fact, i embrace and encourage it.

had brown changed his first name to "downtown" before dixon changed his to "boobie," he probably would be starting by now.

ebola > the patriots

i would describe his look as defiantly shabby chic.

i can't possibly think of a team that desperate and inept. oh, wait...

"since i have no ingredients and i'm a terrible cook, we'll go get some cheeseburgers." -- mike mularkey

dude has been in the league for 10 years. i'm fairly confident he can understand nate hackett's exotic offense. it would be about as difficult as you posting a message on sabrespace.com for the first time. different colors, same idea.

doug marrone has forbidden john mcclane from running barefoot across shards of glass.

if the bills selected good starting qb's, then the fans wouldn't be pining for their backups.

ok, that was worse. how about i go with travis henry jr.? he doesn't have any kids does he?

this is my pick for most depressing thread subject of the year.

dammit, i'm completely out of touch with the sons of famous wide receivers. can i swap that out with fred biletnikoff jr.?

you know dude is gonna turn into jerry rice jr. the week they play us. hopefully he's cut by then.

lamp was open deep but the puppy treated the ottoman like a turnstile. i checked down to the loveseat (who totally alligator armed it).

you know that dude emitted a fitz scream for the ages after they won.

there's only one solution:

so infuriating. right when it happened, i hurled my brand new bed bath and beyond throw pillows clear across the living room.

the only way our wr's will achieve a full release off the line is by countering any tug with a rub.

i fully understand what expanding a market involves and still think that there's no way pegula would support a toronto team. you might not consider football teams to be in direct competition, but they definitely have geographic footprints and are territorial (hence our training camp in rochester). i'm fairly certain that russ and co. view toronto as their market. i'm sure they'll be all for expanding the market in l.a. or some similar faraway location, but not at the expense of their own luxury boxes in the ralph. and that's not to say you're incorrect in your argument -- i just don't think football owners think that way. that said, i'm not familiar with the $50 million fee you reference. that certainly may impact the economics of it.

huh? how would a toronto team provide a windfall to pegula? and why would that windfall be any more significant than one from a team in a non-competive market (los angeles, london, etc.)? a toronto team would hinder efforts to regionalize the team. i can't imagine a scenario in which pegula would support it, particularly given the coin he just dropped. he needs to make the toronto market his.

the fear of toronto has been with some of us so long that it's like losing a limb. we still have the phantom pain.

that was the update. i actually read it yesterday (or maybe even tuesday). maybe they took it down to update it for some reason?

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11492560/nfl-borrows-prep-college-plays-tuesday-morning-quarterback