Dirtbag

i'm surprised no one has mentioned the impact of daylight savings. the team will only have had a week to acclimate to that extra hour of sleep by kickoff. could be a real "x-factor."

maybe he's confusing sherrod with the biebs. the biebs was definitely in town.

it's kotite time.

i never pick away teams unless things get desperate. i'm probably going with the ravens since the most obvious next opportunity to use them isn't until week 14 (against the jags).

i'm holding out for 25% off.

that video should have concluded with kiko preparing a gazpacho consisting of chunky hearty tomato and pasta soup, a dollop of sour cream, and a touch of dill.

there's no way kiko excavated that boule.

31 knocked out from mine because of dallas. only 34 survivors left from the starting 600.

i thought the bills were probably going to lose as well, mostly because i begin every game thinking that they'll probably lose. it's my nature. that said, it's going to be fun hearing the revisionists talk about how the jets officially suck now. before sunday's game, they were the greatest 1-win team in the history of the league, a group that only lost because their opponents were among the top teams in the nfl. the way people were talking about them, you would have thought that they were lombardi's packers if not for a few unfortunate plays that cost them games. of course, now that the bills beat them, the story will just be that the jets really suck, were never really that good, and truly are the 1-win team that their record indicates. and the bills will remain the mediocre team that everyone suspects they are.

exactly. this is the same system i follow and the reason why i'm going with the browns as well. i bet our pools are almost identical (i also had the bills last week). a dallas loss today would be huge since everyone else is taking them.

that simms/nantz team is brutal (although in fairness, most announcers suck). i thought moose did a decent job calling the bills/pats game, but at one point he called tom brady underrated. huh?

come on, man. she's not like that usually. it was just, like, a momentary lapse of reason. everyone makes mistakes. i've made mistakes, she's made mistakes. but to describe it as "makin love" is totally wrong. it was just some physical thing. and she had been drinking, don't forget. the thing between her and me? that's love. she's a good girl. she didn't mean to hurt me. and it won't happen again. trust me, i know. she told me herself.

different sport, but the worst ever is, "he has a high level of compete."

yes -- mainly because my puppy is named rex. also, coach rex will always have a special place in my heart for his famous snack speech: https://www.youtube....h?v=7mEWnU59AAw

i ripped apart a sofa cushion and started eating the wool-blend stuffing.

they could be none more stupid.

it's not just directv. it sucks for everyone.

yup, the feed is jacked.

they got me questioning my sexuality.

they couldn't come up with a single fun fact about hackett?

skipping those plays will ultimately give us more possessions by the end of the game. remember how we ran the no huddle last year? same reasoning.

orton in shotgun. wood snaps the ball early, hits orton in the ballz. cj scoops it up, jukes his way back into the end zone where he's tackled for a safety. orton gives a thumbs-up to the crowd as he's carted off the field.

murph has absolutely no flavor. he's the unsalted white rice of football announcers. also, there's something weird to me about the way he refers to coach sal as "our own sideline sal." kinda emasculating. i dunno, maybe sal like it. he's probably just happy being on the sidelines, rather than broadcasting from his mom's basement. but, yeah, murph seems like a nice enough guy. he's the type who would keep a close eye on the meat at a barbecue to make sure it doesn't burn.

i'm glad they asked kim why she wasn't on stage with terry and russ during the presser. too bad they cut her off without hearing the full answer.

i predict that the don beebe movie will make "second string" look like "citizen kane."