Dirtbag

you should do it all over your t.v. until it smokes and blows up like i do. it's sweet.

i'll probably piss all over my t.v. until it starts smoking and blows up.

jerry should get the guy who represents rod tidwell.

apparently, the bills are asking fans for questions they can ask doug marrone during his "coffee with the coach" segment: http://www.buffalobills.com/fans/coffee-with-the-coach.html what do you want to know?

pick up some t.p. next time you swing by, please. we're all out.

are you using my bathroom?

yeah, i don't understand people are so confident that pegula won't make any moves. none of us know the man (at least to my knowledge). we have no idea what lessons he learned from the sabres situation. it's entirely possible (probably likely) that he wishes he had made the sabre changes sooner. regardless, he's now on to his third coach there, so i'm not confident he's as gun shy as some here assume. just because pegula was slow to to dump ruff (a player and coach with a long history with the sabres organization) doesn't mean he feels the same way about marrone (someone with no previous relationship with the bills).

i just had mexican so i'll probably spend most of the game in the bathroom. i leave the door open a crack so i can see the tv in the living room. i have to squint a bit, though.

expecting the team to finish above .500 = whining for the next lombardi? hilarious.

exactly. if they only win 3 more games from here on out, marrone deserves to be toast.

ok, i'm pivoting from hating marrone for his fourth down stupidity to hating whaley for his inability to assemble a talented roster.

if the laminated game plan stuffed in the crotch fits, you must acquit!

dude is brutal. just brutal.

i would love for that crazy-eyed psychopath to coach the bills.

first, have some respect -- it's mr. kraft, not bobby or bob or the bob-ster. second, everyone enjoys seeing mr. kraft celebrating in his booth. the only thing better is when they show mr. kraft on the field at the beginning of the game. everyone loves watching him interact with the players and coaches. he's pure class, as is his organization. if pegula turns out to be 1/10000000th of the owner mr. kraft is, we would be very lucky. very lucky indeed. third, the nfl needs to show mr. kraft during all replays. it would be so much cooler watching mr. kraft eat assorted finger foods while awaiting the verdict than some idiot ref with his head under that tarp. in conclusion, it would be hard to find a person as fascinating as mr. kraft -- a great man who is great.

that guy has probably reached the age where giving up isn't who he is. it's the age of knowing how to make things happen. and there's no room to let erectile dysfunction get in the way. time to gas and lube the old mustang and hit up the free love freeway.

brandon is too busy texting selfies to the pegulas to notice anything doug and doug are doing.

is jimmy still the spokesman for extenze?

paul hackett.

i imagine doug whaley silently downloading porn in his darkened office while next door doug marrone whiteboards ways to get lee smith involved on the defensive side of the ball.

i wouldn't mind whaley kicking the tires on sal. he looked pretty good containing hughes.

this is exactly why the coaching needs to be better.

thank you for highlighting this, 26. i find the idea that marrone places a greater importance on his special team's depth than his red zone personnel both astonishing and disturbing.

i only post while wearing business casual. does that make me a casual?

doug e. doug > doug + doug