Dirtbag

yawn. wake me up when the bills roll out the MUSTARDS!

i think that the new thread title is pretty "meh." please edit it again to something that will generate more clicks. maybe "jennifer lawrence nude pics" or "marrone just punched ej in the face during practice."

was it haha funny or weird funny?

i don't have any issues with the tension. conflict can be a good thing in an organization (football or otherwise) depending on how it's harnessed. but, yeah, it could also turn the situation into a nightmare. like others have already said, there should be tension -- especially given the team's performance for the last decade. i'm sure that the dougs are feeling the heat, as well they should. still, i'm struck by the whole "saint doug" thing. i'm guessing it's sorta tongue-in-cheek, but there's probably a kernal of truth there. i'm not feeling great that my favorite team's coach equates winning to achieving a miracle, even jokingly. i wonder how other employees feel about it. then again, i don't know marrone so i can't determine his intent. maybe it's all bluster and ego. or maybe he's totally joking around.

did chris brown tell you that?

"Sources said Marrone has referred to himself as 'Saint Doug' at times, referencing the fact that it takes two miracles to be canonized as a saint, and that he already pulled off one miracle by winning at Syracuse and alluding to the fact it would take another miracle to win in Buffalo." if true, this is great.

statue of liberty play to chris hogan for a gain of 98 yards.

chris collingsworth's forehead is the size of my backyard. dude needs some hair plugs STAT.

can i repeat the snarky, "hope he doesn't get too winded to play rb" comment i made in the last thread about this?

so true. it sucks being a hater just because your team sucks.

i really hope nbc decides to devote some time to pete carroll. he's pretty camera shy so it might be tough but the north american viewing audience would really appreciate it. also, they should mention how raucous the seattle crowd is. little known fact: they are quite exuberant.

even a cynical jerk like me has to admit that that's pretty great.

i could totally picture hackett delicately stuffing ej's frail body inside a dead tauntaun's belly for protection against the harsh ralph wilson stadium elements.

the narrator spends half the video talking about how the past defines us, then says we don't define ourselves by the past.

leave marquise alone. all your booing is distracting him from getting injured.

i'll admit it, i was totally caught up in your unbridled enthusiasm....then you lost me. it was like being in the midst of a wonderful dream only to awaken to someone punching you in the face.

i've gained a ton more respect for the guy since drafting him in my fantasy league last night.

hopefully he only returns them 15-20 yards. otherwise he'll be too winded to play rb.

i'm fairly confident that the op would suggest you divorce her immediately.

they should have had him screw up a slide and fake injure his knee to really sell it.

thank you for this. you've inspired me to become a seattle fan. ... as a seattle fan, i thought you buffalo fans would be interested in hearing an outsider's perception of your team. you might find the insight surprising: we outsiders have serious questions about your quarterback situation. we're just not sure if ej has the "it" factor. also, we are unsure about your coach. this is his second year, so we will have to see how he does. have you devoted any threads to these topics? good luck to your team this year, bills fans! i hope you beat everyone you play (unless it's seattle in the super bowl lololololol).

we live in purgatory. the guy hasn't proven that he's the answer, but there's still not enough evidence that he's not. had he executed a couple of impressive drives in the preseason, a lot of the doubts would have faded away like so many tears in the rain. (at least temporarily.) but he didn't. so we wait. because that's all we can do.

isn't she suing a hockey arena because a vending machine fell on her head?

maybe they can use him as some sort of human girdle to protect sammy's ribs.

i've heard this before and have forced myself to not believe it. if dude is so fragile that he can't take some competition, we're screwed. it's much more comforting for me to chalk up the continuing qb issues to managerial incompetance than to a deliberate decision to avoid stressing out ej.