dorquemada

the good news is that we wont have to watch past the first commercial break to see who the Bills get (spoiler: high motor but undersized LB or best Corner in the draft). it's also possible that the Bills trade their 1st and 2nd round picks to the Pats for their 6th and a small bag of magic beans. you just wait though, those beans will pay off.

Will the Bills ever field a QB again who can consistently pass for 100 yards a game? I say no, it's literally impossible. I'm open to arguments to the contrary, regardless of how unlikely or farcical they are.

I learned everything I know about how the playoffs work from TBD, so I'm pretty sure that it's best for the Bills to lose to Green Bay regardless of anything else to maximize our playoff chances

He sure gets open a lot. is stickum still illegal?

Lots of trite answers in this thread based (mostly fairly) on Foster's play thus far. Most people thought Jason Peters would never be any good either. I'm willing to give the coaches the benefit of the doubt on this one and see if he can develop. If he's a late bloomer and turns into even a solid #2 then it's a huge steal for the Bills. If he never develops the skills, then they move on. It's not like his reps are coming at the expense of Andre Reed sitting on the bench. Yup. Daboll obviously has seen something we don't.

can I pick a minny D player?

Brutal. RIP.

you said "90%" which is a low IQ strawman entirely of your own imagination. Apparently you didn't read the article I attached, so I'll leave you with nostalgic view of how the media landscape works and you can get back to yelling at kids to get off your lawn

I understand, reading is hard. maybe try reading the words outloud

advertising is a house of cards right now. There's too much competition for eyeballs, and we just got over the crest of the wave of advertising revenue for the NFL https://www.adweek.com/tv-video/nfls-regular-season-ad-revenue-fell-1-2-as-makegoods-overtook-unit-rate-increases/ Perception always lags reality, it took 10 years for newspapers to fully realize the web was eating their lunch in an unsustainable way. Youtube and Pandora/Spotify/Apple Music have gutted radio advertising demand because nobody listens to OTA radio if they have one of those services. I'm not saying this gleefully either, but at some point, the next bid for NFL broadcast rights will be less than the previous one.

2nd quarter or minny up by 50

i'm not willing to wait for the dinosaurs in charge to make this happen. anyone else up for a little midnight remodelling at The Rich?

quick, someone come up with an analogue to "Trentative" for Allen

that's a fair evaluation. against my own better judgement, i am starting to buy into the Allen hype. I mean, it's been so long, i may be letting hope rule over experience, but at least he looks like a guy who wants to throw the football

the Bills are Arkansas St, Louisiana St, and The Citadel on the rest of the NFL's schedule

3 yards, be it 3rd and 4 or 3rd and 40

Alabama looking dominant again. It's one of the things that makes being a Bills fan (which I was for 20 years before going to grad school at Alabama) so difficult. Leadership and organizational effectiveness are things that Alabama has in excess and the bills are completely lacking

The assumption has always been that the best college team would still get beat by the worst NFL team. I have to tell you, i'm not 100% sure I believe that right now. If Saban had a week to prepare, i have a feeling it would be at worst a really close game. the bills are an undisciplined, undertalented mess. The penalties bother me as much as the rest of it, because they are completely unforced

we should sign EJ Manuel to a $9m 1 year contract

you sure showed me! oh, the comeuppance!

um, yes, bro, i do watch the games. i watched the cincy game. the O-line was terrible. perhaps the words are confusing to you?

going to unleash hell on twobillsdrive in an orgy of recrimination, disappointment, and misery

nobody ever went broke betting against the bills oh wait it looks like im 100% wrong https://www.teamrankings.com/nfl/trends/ats_trends/

yup. the cinci game was Alabama vs East Chattanooga Community College. Or if you prefer a basketball analogy, the Harlem Globetrotters versus Kenmore East JV. We're all cheering for Kenmore East but we know exactly what's going to happen.

the bills are going to unleash hell alright on their own fans again