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dorquemada

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  1. Riddle me this; what FA that is any good and would improve this team from a talent perspective would want to come to Buffalo? I feel like that we had a window of the last couple years where between Pegs' money and a seemingly improving team, that Buffalo maybe somewhere just below the middle of the pack in terms of being able to attract FA talent. Now, with the dumpster fire in full rage, and a bunch of really dead weight on the SC (looking at you tubby dareus) I'm afraid we've probably slipped back towards the bottom. I mean, a player might still come if Pegs throws the bank at him, but a single player isn't going to fix this mess, especially with Dopey Rex and his transfat brother in charge
  2. harry reid was right, it's hard to win in the nfl
  3. It could just be me, but it feels like Pegs will be looking for an excuse to not fire Rex. It goes against my nature to cheer for the Bills to lose, but at this point it's like ripping off a bandaid
  4. Agreed. I'm past the point where I even give a damn, I just want to be entertained, and with tryhard, there's no entertainment. At least with CJ there will be some excitement, good or bad, and we'll get to see him carry tacklers downfield. This team is so heartless and gutless, i'm actually coming around to the idea of wanting to see them get beat by the Browns, just to embarrass them and have that be the epitaph of this team
  5. browns wrap the scoreboard digits around, need a last second field goal so the board indicates a win
  6. I'm not saying I can see the future, but don't bet against my prediction
  7. should the bills beat Pitt (haha lol right) and absolutely need the game against CLE to have any chance...CLE will win by 40 points, and dopey rex will be standing at the podium afterwords with his big dumb tongue hanging out of his mouth duh duh duh it's hard to win in the nfl
  8. I had the same thought. The proof that God hates Bills fans will be RG3 throwing for 400 yards and 5 TDs in the snow against the bills.
  9. OK Old School, name the FA QBs who can be had for less money (their contract + TT dead cap $$) and be better than TT, I'll wait right here Agreed. It's not to say that EJ is any good, but pretty sure he can win half his games, which isn't a terribly high bar, especially since the rest of the organization seems to be built to get to 8-8
  10. There will be FA QBs, but none of them are going to be any better than TT, and won't cost any less
  11. I realize that's true from a contractual perspective, I mean more in the sense that there isn't really another viable option at QB. For my purposes, I'd be fine seeing EJ again, even remembering how frustrating he can be. TT isn't taking the bills to the playoffs, they have too many other holes and bad coaching, but i don't see the Bills going in any direction except starting TT next year.
  12. Unfortunately, this is true. We're stuck with tryhard and his contract. My question now is, will he renegotiate to make his contract more team friendly? I don't think anyone can argue with a strait face that he's earned a big payday this year
  13. Browns fans are where Bills fans will be in a few years. They love their team but have a brutally fatalistic attitude. The advantage that they appear to have is that they never get overly enthusiastic. Every year we drink the koolaid, but maybe a little less
  14. Thanks for your fierce moral urgency, dwight. It's a good thing we've got you here, or else this thread about the Bills chances of getting into the playoffs might accidentally veer off into unapproved areas!
  15. Thanks for the molten hot take, dwight
  16. Tryhard versus RGIII in the Which Fanbase has Endured The Most bowl
  17. time to up your autism meds, dude, your human emotion translation routines aren't working correctly
  18. Yup. I expect this to be one of those games where the bills just look bored and boring. I suspect Pitt will get up by a couple scores then slow it down because the Bills half hearted effort, no reason for anyone to get worn out or injured, let's all just make it safely back to the locker room
  19. Sports fans sometimes use exaggeration as a marker for what we modern people sometimes refer to as "humor" or a tangentially related notion called "sarcasm". I'm sorry if I've upset your delicately nuanced view of how fans sometimes express frustrations at their favorite team, and encourage you to get back to your actuarial tables to help you decide if the bills are going to make the playoffs
  20. Why can't it be both issues? We have a soft, undisciplined, uninspired, and under-talented team, led by a literal village idiot and his sloppy mess of a brother
  21. Fella? Oh, so you're elderly. Sorry, nevermind, don't want to angry up your blood right before Matlock comes on. Meanwhile the rest of us can continue to imagine scenarios as ridiculously unlikely as the Bills making the playoffs this year, which is the theme of this thread. I realize there's a lot to unpack there, maybe someone can help you with that.
  22. Drama queen? Kathy Bates? Good work, captain joke getter. You must be a blast at parties.
  23. Also, always wear clean underwear because you have an equal shot of Sophia Vergara pulling up next to you in the street and demanding that you come with her for a weekend of hedonistic pleasure.
  24. Sure, we'll come out on fire, and be a pile of inert overpaid ash by mid 2nd quarter. Not even good ash like you get from burning maple or oak, more like the stuff that's left over when you burn particle board or that crappy stuff they make cheap shelving from
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