Low Positive

Why am I getting pressure from Bills fans to say glowing things about the Dolphins' starting QB?

Parsons and McLauren got attention this week. Now it’s Cook’s turn.

This Hard Knocks will be a good one.

They do have the cap space

Almost one half of football on NBC and Collinsworth hasn't declared a single throw "Mahomesian." Must be a record.

Bills Tennis (playing and watching) Electric Guitars/amps/pedals Video games Since I've quit drinking, I've started reading again My job involves video production/editing, but that is a hobby too.

I was excited to watch this, and then I heard Collinsworth. Can't they ease us into this?

Gabe's mamma was mad that we booed him for drops. He's not coming back here.

Age

Albert Breer had a blurb from Browns camp this morning in which he notes that Sanders was WAY behind in football knowledge, a fact that came out in the pre-draft process. He thinks that this, more than anything else, caused his slide. He's having to learn how to play the position from the ground up. It is a more than subtle dig at daddy's coaching. You can read that here, but you have to scroll down a bit: https://www.si.com/nfl/nfl-takeaways-inside-ben-johnson-plan-for-bears-caleb-williams-training-camp

I went to grad school in Bloomington, so F Purdue.

Yellow and black. It's all the same to me.

Their name is the Cleveland Browns and they accepted a Dude Wipes sponsorship. New rule: every NFL team has to run everything past a group of 7th-grade boys before making it public.

Yesterday, I was worried that the offense sucks. Now I'm afraid that the defense sucks. And we don't even have a punter. I'm predicting 4 wins. (am I doing this right?).

That Tom Brady sure as heck sucked. What did he ever win?

The pants are tan because they probably wore burlap sacks back then. And the helmet should also be brown.

Because he puts mayonnaise in his flipping coffee.

Rookie Josh cut out Great Clips coupons from the free magazine they send to the house. Now, he and Hailey probably have a hair stylist on retainer who comes out to the house at a moment's notice. In fact, he probably flies back to LA on Mondays to get his hair cut during the season. He can't let Tina from Cheektowaga (who wears hoop earrings and snaps her gum while waxing poetic about her boyfriend Tony's Iroc Z) clip those flowing locks anymore.

Don't even need to change sports. Dallas Cowboys of the AFC.

I'll see your Earl Campbell and raise you Marcus Allen. He is the best comp for Thurman because, in his prime years, he also caught a lot of balls. Also, people have forgotten Eric Dickerson. So I guess my bigger point is that guys don't get their due because there were a lot of great RBs back then.

Now they have room to sign Keenan Allen so that he can retire in training camp. It's the circle of life.

I was just on a YouTube video with a bunch of people who were all outraged about an '87 Pontiac Grand Am being sent to the crusher. If people can be nostalgic for GM N-body cars, human nostalgia knows no bounds.

I don't know who this Burrows guy is you're talking about. Maybe you mean Joe Burroughs?

I hate to break it to ya, but if the Buffalo Bills win a Super Bowl, you ain't getting a ring.

WNY doesn't count in HS football. I really had no idea how big it could be until I moved to Ohio. A St. X game on Friday night gets more fans than a UB game on Saturday. And even that's nothing compared to Texas and Florida. And the Catholic schools here recruit. Every good 8th grade player in a public school that is not Wyoming or Colerain will end up at St. X, LaSalle, Elder, or Moeller with an "academic scholarship." Alumni demand wins and will pay for them.