Dick has a different, simpler card.
It says:
Always kick for 1, it's safer.
Always kick a field goal on 4th down, even when inside the opponents 1 yard line on a nice day.
Don't rush too many guys on defense, you might get beat deep even by noodle armed Chad Pennington.
With a first down on your own 1 yard line, pass on 3 consectutive plays. Wait a minute, who added that to the card?