HereComesTheReignAgain

Wow! I cannot believe that they are banning any magazine over 7 rounds. Virtually every single pistol has at least a 10 round magazine. I read in another article that there is a provision that states any "high capacity" magazines will need to be sold out of state within a year. So I actually have to sell all the magazines that I spent a lot of $ on to someone outside NY or I become a criminal? They don't even make a magazine that holds less than ten rounds for the pistols I own. Hell, the 22cal revolver that I own holds ten rounds! this is infuriating!

Just read that Psy will be performing Gangnam Style at halftime in Toronto. Great timing considering the backlash for his anti American performance where he called for the killing of American troops and their families. The performance was years ago, but it has recently been brought to light. Bills can't catch a break! Even the halftime performers are controversial decisions. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/12/07/psy-cho-korean-rapper-once-sang-killing-americans/

"I could care less" The correct phrase is "I couldn't care less". If you could care less, then you obviously care about whatever you are talking about. "LOL". why do some people have to incorporate that into every god damn text that they write?

It took a while to figure out why the Venus character looked so familiar, then I realized it was Boyd Crowder from Justified. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0324658/

More than the south now, They are migrating north very quickly. Although there are not many in the state yet, NY now has open season on them if you have a hunting license. Any number at any time. They breed very quickly and adapt well to many climates. I look forward to hunting them when they inevitably make their way into NY.

I have had my upgrade date moved up twice just by asking and being nice. Explain to them that you have ben a loyal customer and would love to stay with Verizon, but you will need to look at other providers if they can't accomodate your request.

To put this in football terms, If Bills fans got to vote in a coach for the Patriots*, would we vote for the strongest, most competent coach like Belicheck, or would we prefer to vote in Dick Jauron? Of course competing countries will vote for the weakest option that is most beneficial to their agenda!

So as long as you are present for the birth of your child, you get a pass on your past rapes?

The weight limit has nothing to do with the strength of the welds, it's just to keep the chubby chicks off the pole.

Great post! I can't wait to hear all the morons who quote preseason stats as an indicator of regular season success admit that we have a better QB than GB has in Aaron Rogers. After all Fitz has better completion % in the preseason and you can't argue with preseason stats!

I should probably clarify that everyone in my league has the option to keep 2 players that would count as their 1st and 2nd pick. My team was so bad that am not keeping anyone. Most of the top players are being kept and Brady and Johnson are the only 2 real options for my first pick.

I have a fantasy football draft on Sunday and have a dilema. I have the first pick after the keepers are chosen. Based on the keepers that the other teams have chosen, the only real choices for my #1 pick are Chris Johnson and Tom Brady*. I can't ever root for Brady*, but he is clearly the best pick available. Do I sacrifice my dignity and morals and pick the antichrist?

Luscious TDs Travis Henry's Parenting Academy

That was pretty damn entertaining!

Marshall Faulk is absolutely horrible. Jim Rome is a distant second.

Was the kid yours?

Why do brides wear white? Because the dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove.

Two guys are on a week long camping trip and they are getting really sick of each other. They decide to split up for the day and meet up for dinner. One guy hikes north and the other goes south. They meet up for dinner and the guy who went North says "man, this was the best day of my life. hiked north, found a steam, and went for a swim. Saw deer drinking from the stream and eagles flying above. caught the biggest fish I've ever caught." "that is a pretty good day" said the guy who went south. "I hiked until I found some railroad tracks and followed them for a while. Found a woman tied to the tracks. Most incredible body I've ever seen! Untied her and had sex in every position pssible...Best day of my life" North hiker responds "Holy *$! that's incredible...did you get a hummer?" South guy responds "no, I couldn't find her head"

An elderly couple gets back to the nursing home after a date. They are about to have sex when the woman says to the man "I have to warn you...I have acute angina" The man answers "that's good cause your breasts sure are ugly"

No Contest!

I'm at work and can't access youtube, but without a doubt it is the biker bar scene in Bronx Tale..."Now youz can't leave"

Just got my sleep study results back and it's worse than I was expecting! "Extremely severe sleap anpea" Slept 402 minutes and my airway was blocked 556 times(stopped breathing 83 times per hour). Oxygen levels dropped as low as 72%. My AHI was 83. Now I need to wait until 4/1 to get my final overnight study with my CPAP settings. Really can't wait until this is over and I can start getting a decent nights sleep.

Or winter could freeze the mud bogs and allow the walkers to get to the farm...

Many years ago I had my car broken into at a gun range! They stole a bunch of CDs and a radar detector. Either the bravest or dumbest criminals ever.

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