DC Tom

Waco was in 1993. Edmond was in 1986. San Ysidro was in 1984. Kent State was in 1970. University of Texas was in 1966. Camden was in 1949. Winfield was in 1903. Is 116 years enough time to take meaningful action?

"Silicon Valley" is what really caught my eye. Cyber-dezinformatsiya is a big component of the coup.

Hmmm...

I love the correction they added, which is basically "We were wrong."

Would not surprise me in the least, after yesterday's news about Soros' close working relationship with his department.

Let me guess...you drive into lakes if Google Maps tells you to...

Was it a revolving knife, or an assault knife with a detachable magazine and a bayonet lug?

It actually kind-of scares me that you said "Lemanches" [sic] and my brain immediately went to "The Impossible Dream."

Sure thing, Man of Lamanches.

Have him try to keep the Infinity Stones away from Thanos...?

I figured it was too subtle for you. Really, no one's going to get that reference?

The Treaty of Versailles banned guns, long before Hitler was even a Nazi. The Nazis actually loosened Weimar gun restrictions in 1938.

Before we start terraforming other planets, can we make Newark livable first?

1) Lamanches. 2) Never gonna happen. It's an impossible dream.

Brazil is the 9th-largest economy in the world, and China is their largest trading partner.

More likely: Iran has GPS jammers on Abu Musa to degrade precision weapons accuracy against targets near the island, and messing with ship and airplane navigation is just an unintended side-effect.

Buy goats. They'll keep your yard trimmed.

My sister had a case once, as a public defender, where her client - clearly with previous experience in the criminal justice system - told her "I want to challenge the identification in court. They can't prove it was me." To which my sister replied "You have a tattoo of a gun on your face." "You just do what I tell you, and challenge the identification." I think it's the only case she lost.

Actually, it discounted their representation in the government. If you're confusing "government representation" with "humanity," you're the one with serious problems.

You have pastureland? Are you grazing sheep?

I'm making a laser pointer with a bayonet lug, and calling it an "assault laser."

When I was at Zion's Bank, everybody above "janitorial staff" was a VP of some kind. I think the lowest person I interacted with was a "Junior Assistant Associate VP" or something. Being a VP at a bank is like being a czar in the Obama administration.

It's also Irish for "stupid."

Plus there's the whole "see something, say something, get called a white supremacist if you're wrong" thing. I'll never report anything suspicious again.

We're not a serious country.