DC Tom

Make rope out of bedsheet. Tie around ankles. Lay down under or in front of sink. Bend knees. Toss rope over sink, tie around neck. Raise head and neck, straighten legs and lower head. Should be enough tension to strangle yourself. If you're smart, you put the knot of the bedsheet-rope under your left jaw, so it compresses the carotid and kills you more quickly. If someone really wants to commit suicide, they'll find a way.

Good. Self-knowledge is the key to true wisdom, grasshopper. Only in admitting your stupidity can you let it go. The True Idiot embraces his idiocy, and in doing so becomes...well, a bigger idiot, really. But it's good to excel an something.

An entire article on the curriculum that has absolutely no information on the curriculum. What a load of crap.

Last time I watched Fox was the Ferguson brouhaha. They had a good bipartisan panel discussion going on - passionate, but respectful - while CNN was providing coverage of CNN's reporters talking about CNN.

But for musical talent and vocal purity, I'd rather listen to a cat hung by its tail against a window, scratching all of its claws on the glass than Tom Petty.

"My focus was wring because I read stupid *****." Keep trying.

I remember a big celebration in on campus over the 1990 election in Nicaragua. You wouldn't think a bunch of Manhattan Jews would be that excited about the Sandinistas losing the election...but damn if they weren't...

In a thread about victory in the entire war, you focused on two bombings? Yeah, my labelling of you as an idiot is really coming to a middling.

So were you the May Queen?

The US was already in the conflict. Panay, Greer, Kearny, Reuben James, Niblack, Northland. The "Neutrality Patrols" and the occupation of Iceland.

So how much water does gravity move?

How much water do the pumps move?

For all I know you measure time in gallons, lock-boy.

The drunk. He'll just kill me. Five minutes of the stoner blathering on about how special he is for being stoned, and playing Tom Petty on the 8-track, and I'll be begging for death.

What unit of speed is "mpg?" You're unreasonable.

I could probably name about 500 songs better than Tony Danza. And no, none of them would be Tom Petty songs.

Yeah, but they're screwing them up.

They always start children's charities.

Billy Joel is a far better songwriter, lyricist, and pianist than Sir Reginald Dwight.

Those are specific to the atomic bombings, not the entire war. They're not idiots, you are.

Walk.

Wow. Those places suck. People forget that Japan fought in China, too. But In the Solomons and New Guinea alone, the Japanese had more than 200,000 military deaths. And the current casualty counts for Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined are greater than 200,000. So yeah...wherever you got that number, they're grievously incorrect. Let me know what the URLs are, so I can tell them they're idiots.

More like 2-3 million. And about 2/3 military deaths.

As Girl #2. Thankfully.

Tim Russert died in June of 2008. And no one held Obama's feet to the fire. Coincidence? #ClintonBodyCount