DC Tom

No kidding...they heat my face. They force air directly in to my sinus cavities, and warm my face up to the point that I can't sleep. I know, it's ***** weird. But it is what it is.

I think it's pretty funny how blase this story has been. "BREAKING NEWS: Trump wants to buy Greenland!" And everyone's like "Eh. Sanest thing I've heard from him this week."

But if you can’t indulge your Jew-hatred, what’s the fun of being a Congresswoman? '''. Not Cummings'?

You didn't ask. My nightstand was designed for better air filtration, too. It's basically a clean box with a HEPA filter built in. The filters on CPAP devices are usually too small to do a good job - for proper high-efficiency air filtration, you want a high-volume low-pressure system. Pillow mask annoys the hell out of me. Really, masks are a highly individualistic decision.

Not shown: Chris Cuomo telling Trump "You don't talk to Moe Greenland like that!"

Her rank was Admiral...

At my office, the goo.gl url, yes. Maps.google.com, no.

Well, with the Soclean you put the mask in to the machine, and rig up a hose to the CPAP inlet so it runs ozone through a closed loop. But really, $300 for that, or $50 for tupperware and an ozone generator?

I built mine into a nightstand. So when I roll over, I just dislocate my neck. Side note: that overpriced SoClean CPAP cleaner you see advertised for $300+? You can build one for $40 - a plastic storage box with a good seal and an ozone generator.

Although dying in your sleep beats dying awake.

Dammit, where's my daily Epstein conspiracy news? Today's too quiet. Do I have to start something myself? BREAKING NEWS: Jeffrey Epstein Seen at Alcor Life Extension Foundation, Sources Say.

This should help. https://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Guide-Your-Microscope/dp/1402743297

"I must break you."

Actually, it was Rex himself who said that.

Analysis: True. Read the whole thing. . Beto is a less well-spoken Obama. I think that's racist against: blacks, Irishmen, Latinos, white Hispanics, and by intersectionality, probably Native Americans and trans-men as well.

The only certain indicator of the market that I've ever seen is "Do the opposite of what my mom does." Seriously, the dingbat has timed the market buying high and selling low for some 30 years now.

"Leave the stairs. Take the cannoli."

Dianne Feinstein's office.

That's ridiculous. In the "fake as *****" sense.

To me, the most fascinating thing about this story is that you can express ship a cement truck. That some sort of Amazon Prime perk? "Alexa, buy a cement truck." "Okay. Do you want it tomorrow?"

Detain her - any civilian - in the US Army Disciplinary Barracks, and she'll never testify, because the case will get tied up for years on Constitutional appeals.

Combetta's *****. He's going to end up breaking his own neck multiple times.

Nope, sorry, THIS is the stupidest thing I'll read all day.

And there it is, the stupidest thing I'll read today. Stay tuned for next week's article, when they advocate embracing Naziism to fight Literal Orange Hitler.