Jon in Pasadena

I was eleven when the song came out and the love of my life at the time was named "Beth", so I think this is friggin' hysterical. I also am not ashamed to say that I liked / still like some of their other songs.

Otters are super cute. That one was a real ham. Thanks for sharing. Having been to Borneo, I'd say that couple totally lucked out in the wildlife department compared to some of the possible alternatives. I recall a spider the size of a dinner plate that appeared overnight just outside where we were sleeping one night. Some local guy shot it with a pistol... and it was still alive. I also recall some insect larvae that were like 6 or 8 inches long. I shudder to imagine what those would turn into. Mothra, probably.

That dude for sure was into taking "high" hard ones....

Aw, Tila's real. Real skanky, that is.

This one

I produce tons of points....most of them for the other team.

Wow, I believe him almost as much as I do Harold Camping (Judgment Day/Rapture preacher guy.)

What, you enjoyed the thrill of deadly combat with the first one so much that you went out and bought another to make it more challenging?

Cool! My B-Ball game is exactly the same as Maurice Taylor's (minus the power and finesse parts).

"The Bills are either preparing to draft a quarterback, or they want their fans to endure almost as much pain as their quarterbacks."

It was heading in that direction...http://metro.co.uk/2...ullying-119507/

Umm, if they were drafted in 2009 isn't that 4 seasons....??? Bills have a whopping 2 players left from that draft (Wood & Byrd).

The version where every play is jamming the tight ends at the line of scrimmage. Duh.

Napalm. Just to be sure. If they played that to the prisoners at Gitmo, the anti-torture crowd would have a point.

Hmm. Maybe it would have been a good idea to do a dry run with only the harness. If it smashes into the granite, that would be a strong clue that one's math skills are not up to par for extreme sports.

Saw this the other day. Anthony's a pretty funny dude. I think he's way funnier than many so-called professional stand-up comics.

Always liked him on special teams. Don't know if he's got anything left.

He's not? http://www.buffalobills.com/media-center/photo-gallery/Shawne-Merriman-Retires/28258bd1-6c4b-4d58-8276-0032a2a6b952

I've been using the !/usr/bin/env hashtag quite frequently lately.

Used to do the beard + terror-stache but now alternate clean/stubble as mood & schedule dictate. Recently found an ancient photo I.D. with my old Al Quaeda look and was laughing because I don't think I'd have a prayer of getting past airport security anymore looking like that. They'd probably shoot on sight. Hell, *I'd* probably shoot me on sight if I saw that coming at me.

Did you catch them?

Your credibility just went to negative infinity.

On the other hand, to be fair, Jeff Burris played some pretty good ball for us in the 90's.

"Cute little bottoms...." aw, dammit. Not again..

I think Beyonce's thighs are bigger than Donte Whitner's. Or Frank Gore's, for that matter. Bet she could drive the pile.