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Only logical explanation is that Josh Allen made a deal with the devil to become the most physically gifted QB of all time with the fine print reading that no matter what Josh Allen did, it would never be enough — for eternity, or something.

I don't want McDermott back next year... But man, in these "game-of-the-year" type games that the Bills always lose, it seems like — more times than not — teams are making the most miraculous, improbable, hyper-low percentage plays against the Bills when the game is on the line. We're talking about a completed hail mary, Justin Jefferson's improbable catch, a 59-yard field goal in a driving rain. Sometimes it just feels like divine intervention is not in our favor. McDermott's a religious guy... is he not religioning right?

Amazing. Frank Reich has aged 100 years in the past 12 weeks.

It just seems impossible that the Bills keep coming out on the wrong side of these games. I mean, what?! Statistically, these kinds of games have to start breaking in favor of the Bills. They have to: unless there is a higher power involved — which I am actually starting to consider.

I mean... nobody is walking around saying, "Eat The Poor." just kidding, Irsay's a turd.

Give me all the Shaq's. We'll be the Shaq Shack.

Here's to chaos!

The DLine makes me think that maybe — just maybe — this Bills team could have a little 2011 New York Giants magic in them. And hey, Linval Joseph was on that team.

My favorite play was when Josh Allen fumbled and the OLine recovered it. Really nice play design to make sure the OLine was in position to pounce on the ball. Haven't seen much of that this season.

Yeah. He good.

It's almost like if we don't turn the ball over we're a really good football team.

Wait, were things not going well?

Good to know that the Bills aren't the only team in the AFC East foolish enough to handicap themselves with expensive contracts on guys over 30 years old.

Wait, I thought we were moving Benford to safety...

I have solidly beat. I remember the garbage this franchise put on the field for most of the '70s and '80s. I even lose when it comes to who has suffered more 😆

My first memory is Scott Norwood missing a 47-yard field goal. I'm born to lose, baby. I'm not going anywhere.

When was the last time the chaos train stopped in Kansas City? AFC Championship. January 23, 1994. Also, Britt Reid.

I won't believe this unless Travis Kelce decides to retire as of immediate effect to become a househusband. Which favors the Chiefs.. as long as Mahomes and Kelce are healthy.. Listen, guys, I'm not rooting for the Chiefs, but they've won 2 Super Bowls in 3 years. Those fans aren't suffering, and losing this year isn't going to make them suffer. There's only so much the chaos train can do. I don't control the chaos train, I'm just a passenger.

The chaos train keeps rolling. Every fan base must suffer this season!

Excellent. Excellent. This is exactly the kind of chaos I want from the rest of this season.

He’ll probably mistake the intention and think the crowd is chanting for Kyle Allen and then he’ll be even more in his head. maybe we should try deafening silence. You know, like it was in 2020?

Yep. And the irony is that before the season started he came out and publicly proclaimed that, and I'm paraphrasing here because I don’t remember the exact quote, "I'm going to really be concentrating on my game this year." I think it was, "I've never been more focused on football than I am right now." He's in his head — thinking too much — not playing, not reacting, not having fun. I've seen Allen play lights out in enough big games to not reduce it to saying he doesn't play well when it matters. But there's something terribly wrong this year and anyone's guess is as good as mine.

I live in Texas and the answer is no. But, would it be nice to be on the way up instead of the way down? Sure. Now, what the Texans really need to do is fight for their right to rebrand as the Houston Oilers. The Titans don't need to hold on to that heritage. That's dumb. And the Texans? Also a dumb name. It's like when the Charlotte Hornets left Charlotte and then a new team started in Charlotte but they called them the Bobcats. And then they got smart and said, "Charlotte Bobcats is a stupid name for a franchise." And they became the Charlotte Hornets again. So, I don't want to hear anything about Houston football until they go back to their proper name and have a head coach who wears a big 10-gallon hat.

Trading for Daboll is: 1. A poor use of draft picks. This team needs draft picks to get younger, cost-controlled talent. 2. Going backwards. This team needs a new chapter, not re-opening an old one that also wasn't good enough.

This is exactly the kind of chaos I want to see the rest of the season. I want every fan base to suffer.