marky

Holy hell. What's wrong with you?

NFL defenses are not some amorphous blob. It's a series of one on one fights through collisions, races, and jumps. First get the win. Then stay healthy. Then expand the playbook.

What makes him any different than any other player? Odds are they have another monster RB right behind him waiting. Steelers used to do that all the time. Why does Tannenhill always have such a big game with Tennessee against the Bills?

Titans were dropping bodies. Do that in January. Don't do that in October. I bet Titans don't make the playoffs. Epnesa, Zimmer, and Klein really were no brainers here. Move Edmunds back 2 yards. Blitz from the edge.

That, and the Chief's game, where they had a couple people line up under center, like they were mocking us for passing on Mahomes. Gives me an idea for a nickname: "the **** You defense".

That's what it should be. What it really is? Lawless barbarity and lazy fools. Murders are caught on video, and they're let out. The school shooter out on bail. The 70 shot gunfight with no charges because of mutual combat.

Here's the Super Bowl halftime show, going up against the Olympics run by marxists who just murdered millions and is trying to conquer us. I wonder what's going on? But Chauvin gets life in supermax/

It all comes down to will. Players will walk out, and open season on the ones who do stick around. They'll give you two weeks, and if you don't win with practice squad who hates you. Gruden already won a super bowl and is rich, and just didn't want that fight. It would be funny if he coaches football in Asia or Europe and turns into Ted Lasso. I wish we had this same reaction to the 70 shot gunfight where everyone walked for mutual combat, the school shooter who just got bail, the marxist bioweapon lab that ended up murdering more people than the fascists, and the drug cartel which currently enslaves more people than anyone in history. NFL and pro sports champion their issues, Lebron and China, end racism and more social justice. So yeah, they're even worse. { }→ ∞

The throws to Moss out of the backfield, those are really nice. QB is starting to play a complete game.

Enjoy the team this year. FA is cut throat. The default strategy is keep the QB, and maybe two players on defense, and sell everyone. Winning makes everyone pay a higher price than people are worth. Trying to max out everyone is bush league. And before you do that, try to anticipate where the league is going. In 2009, when the league was James Harrison and Ed Reed, who saw the reed option? Those teams had great success. What's next? 7' tall d-linemen playing in two point stances? A QB who can quick kick and line drive a drop kick from 80 yards out?

The amount of plays per game works against these numbers. I'll like to see these numbers adjusted for that, so getting off the field doesn't work against you.

Kelce's super strong. And just move him a yard in the backfield. TE's don't run much timing routes. Usually they're the check down or outlet. Lead your coverage into a big mess, then run away from it. It's going to be matchups. Edmunds v. Kelce. White v. Hill. Hyde v. Mahomes. Star and Milano vs. the running game. Oliver, Epnesa, and a limping Rousseau vs the Oline. Then there's Harmon who still remembers that dropped punt in the AFC championship and is still going to be angry. And Andy Reid, who's going to do stuff like QB draw shovel pass, and direct snap HB pass with Kelce to Mahomes. The crowd's going to be awful. Probably the story of the game. When's the last time the Bills faced a crowd like this? Houston wildcard? @NE when they won the division? Unless Allen opens on fire, which he hasn't yet, and McD has a lot of new solid stuff, identity things that move the league, 41-3, and I'm happy if they rebound. KC has a tough division this year. They may not win it. Plus there's a lot of other teams in the AFC that are as dangerous.

Very first play in the NFL, bit on a Mark Sanchez play fake, and burned for 70+ yard TD. He did that again that game. Everyone said how great he was, yet the Bills had 6 win seasons and he was always giving up the big play and penalty. Diversion from lack of QB. Career low was sucking up to Sherman after that late hit on Carpenter. Zero will to win. Rush the passer, that's it.

I was hoping when Kraft was in the tunnel, Brady shoves him and says "don't ****ing touch me old man". Kraft trips, and falls, and tumbles, and since the camera crew is following Brady, it all happens in the ever distant background. Then at the end of the game, when Tafoya asks "What's it like to be back in Boston?" Brady hocks a loogie and spits on the field proceeds to say nothing. After a few more questions, all Brady says is stuff like "I proved Bellicheck is nothing but a punk." and "Those are my banners."

That's because Josh isn't running, which is good. Get those completions in tight coverage.

Isn't Snoop guilty of capital murder? He drove a car in a drive by that killed someone? And didn't Dre's son OD off heroin? Eminem OD'ed too and pulled a gun on someone? And all these owners and players and musicians and businesses are only their because they bailed themselves out. No one wants their stuff. Hmm. Maybe I should start a career of murder. Looks like it pays.

I think they need to hype this game more, with more dramatic music, especially geared towards women. Perhaps Celine Dion can sing the theme from Titanic. Also more penalties for big hits. They only make a few millions of dollars a year. Not like work takes a toll on anyone else physically. NFL should just be all about running in a straight line and endzone dancing. And, oh yeah, more kneeling for the national anthem with a focus on minority and gay issues. They're big, and strong and fast and rich and so much better than everyone else. Don't anyone dare ask why the weakest of us are the ones getting blown apart far away while they get all the money and constantly dog yip about oppression.

Scrambling is an amateur's game. You make 200 million dollars. Learn not to overthrow Sanders. Where's Jordan Palmer?

Everyone says this. I don't see it. They are always hurt. Beasley too. Without Allen rushing, most defenses are competitive against them. I don't think they have what it takes to go against the best defenses and win the game on their own. 2nd week at Miami. That's going be a tough one. The game down there is always brutal regardless.

Drop 7. Rush 4. Holding on #73 free 10 yards.

Club them with a 1x2.

Singletary stops at the line, then gets tackled, making Minkah Fitzpatrick look like Ray Lewis. 10 seconds later, refs stop play to announce holding on Dawkins for the gazillionth time in the first quarter. Drive ends in a blocked punt because Murphy stepped to the outside on max protect.

Why are all the WRs limping again? Why did the Oline get called for holding 4 times in the first quarter alone? How's it possible to be both over the hill and inexperienced? Besides Wallace, Edmunds again. First drive, all asses and elbows. Whistle blows to end the game, never saw someone so happy to lose.

Others Dick Night Trane Lane Deacon Jones Deion Sanders Ray Nitschke Jack Tatum Criteria 1. What have you won 2. If you went to the worst team, are they now a contender? Sherman did that with the 49ers. 3. Are you the face of the franchise, with proteges and do you leave a legacy? <-Mean Joe 4. Did you change the era? Ray Lewis took out the power running back. Then he adapted into the gaming the system era 5. Are you a freak? Ted Washington, Pat Williams and Sam Adams can speak to this. 6. Luck and fate. A lot of talent. A lot of hard work. Not many times things are just right. Take a look at Hollywood Henderson. Sure, a lot of Dallas Cowboys are good players and insane violent jerks, but how many are used as props against Ronald Reagan during Superbowl pregame eating out of a dumpster? And after that, how many win the lottery? Think Greg Hardy winning the Superbowl, only to be imprisoned for war crimes, and then let out because he unified physics.