Fleezoid

Red on red they say Blue on Blue or Blue on White? I don't know, discuss

Absolutely. It is a Saturday night game after all.

Pittsburgh has a team. Something's fishy here.

Make one limerick And two haikus for your sin Go in peace my child

The culture references are fine, but the mods better shut this thread down quick if there's any hint of an Oedipus reference.

Is there a such thing as a "Stepford Fan?"

McDaniel on Saturday...."It's really cold here! And where the heck did all this dang snow come from?"

Que Marcus Mariota

I banish you to the Pointless Forest!

This thread has made me terrified to be a Bills fan!

He didn't have any gas in the tank when he was actually playing for the Bills.

When I lived in Buffalo as a young teenager, Depew exactly, every year I asked for a snow blower. And every year I got a new shovel. The new shovel was necessary because the old one would barely make it thru the previous season. I have an older daughter in another state, so I clearly haven't gotten the child labor thing right.

True. But sometimes it's hard to stop. It's like me when I go to the sports bar to watch Bills games. I'll order a huge platter of loaded nachos. it'll arrive, and I'll tell my friends, 'No way I can finish this.' By half time the waitress is taking the empty platter away, and I look like this....

Yes, that was the first. and yes again, Leslie Nielsen was great in the first movie and was the reason the Naked Gun movies were so good. 2nd movie is just as good! New comedy lines, which is rare.

The one way I see this happening is if the defense is playing really well. A couple of turnovers and short field? Yeah, I think that's the way Allen can pad the numbers a bit. As Golf eluded to, it's more likely to be a grind. 27 pts feels about right to me. As long as the D is playing well, it's a W.

Seems like you haven't seen the Airplane movies. If you haven't, they're a must. Some of the most quotable comedy movie lines. Obviously, watch in sequence. If you can pull off the "jive" lines, you'll be a hit at any party!

I don't like the spot foul 50 yards down field. I think it should be a spot foul inside 15 yards, anything longer is 15 yard penalty. Automatic first down for all scenarios.

Squirrel Kozlowski?

Automatic first down on defensive holding is worse. Could be 3rd and 25 and a guy gets held 8 yards downfield and bam, new set of downs. Egregious when it happens near the red zone.

Great movie, but a horrible premise! Everthing until the end is good. Spoiler alert: They mistakenly kill Joe Pendleton then bring him back to find him a new body. His new body is ultimately QB Tom Jarrett, but at the end, they kill off Joe again when he actually becomes Tom Jarrett. Everything about Joe is gone....music, memory....everything. Terrible premise.

I don't want to see it. I just want to talk about it for a long time.

I miss the "Stadium Renderings" thread. Those were good times.

......Have some soup, get a nap.

Never heard of a "pistol squat", but I'm guessing it's when I get home from a long drive and have to take a dump real bad!