Thanks, Bubba Gump! I love your restaurant. My friend Leonard used to be obsessed with going to the Red Lobster or Sizzler to get some grub, but since you guys came along, it’s been all Bubba Gump all the time.
I can honestly say that I currently don’t have the confidence of what a fan of a 5-1 team should probably have. I’m not sure if it’s because of past seasons letdowns, the offensive play calling, or Josh Allen’s continuing failure to connect on the deep ball. If he doesn’t improve by the end of this season, I might have to burn down his grandma’s house and piss on the ashes! And if he does improve, let’s make sure we get his gold jacket in 44L and make sure the tailor knows that his right arm is a little longer than the left!