RobbRiddick

I'm the same and cannot change. At this point I'm basically Tony Soprano talking to Melfi even though he's far too stuck in his ways. I expect a loss pretty much every game but I'm superstitious and find it helps us win a lot. When it doesn't work I feel less crushed the next day and am less likely to have a meltdown on here, demanding every player and coach be let go. When the Bills scored their final TD against KC during epic playoff game a few years ago I looked at the clock and didn't even celebrate, just predicted KC would somehow manage to tie the game. This glass is half empty approach sure does make you a sourpuss but at least you're not crying into your Flutie Flakes the following morning

This is exactly how I got through my honeymoon

Miami are going to score points, just a question of how many. The defensive line needs to ball out and spook Tua, groot needs to play like a beast with help from Oliver up the middle. Force those panic throws and hope for a couple of turnovers. If tua gets and stays in rhythm I think we get beaten badly in this one. Have to eliminate the big, quick play and make them chip their way up the field, then eventually the opportunities for defensive plays will come. offensively no turnovers obviously, bully them and wear them out with the run and drive sustaining conversions. Would love to see Kincaid go off in this one. Their d line seemed to get after Lawrence a lot, and they’ll try and keep Allen in the pocket, so I’d roll him out a lot with fake hand offs, roll him to his right where he’s so good at throwing on the run, if nothing is open scramble toward the sideline and gain positive yards without taking big hits. I think their d will get frustrated in the end and give up some penalties

They call him flipper, flipper Faster than lightning No one, you see, gets stomped on like heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oh I thought you were referring to Josh’s grin after his leap into the end zone. I was about to call you insane

Haha, I only noticed that this time. As I said in the game thread, Josh Allen is a ***** lunatic

Dominque Foxworth said on TV today that if a cop stops a car driving in the direction of a stadium and the driver is black, muscular and covered in gold, he should know it's probably a football player. As though football players are exempt from being pulled over when driving and acting like a tool.

Phins 44 Bills 20

Most realistic proposal since I sent Christina Hendricks a picture of my junk and a note that said “marry me?”

You didn't think this egocentric Umpa Lumpa would ever point one of his short, stubby fingers at himself did you?

I sacrificed a whole bucket of KFC

That boy doesn’t need to be asked

I was really pleased with his game. The penalties he drew. That catch down the sideline. I think he'll have some games where he gets zero catches, but mixed in will be some spectacular catches that help us win games. I'll be okay with that from a rookie.

This defense needs to be MUCH better against Waddle and Hill. Hopefully this is preseason game 1 and they'll be in rhythm next week

I was convinced we'd lose that. Convinced. I'm sure my self-loathing and negativity helps us win

Holy christ. Another opening day, another new pair of underwear required

lol we're so losing this game

Great kickoff. Amazing

I'm such a grizzled Bills fan, can't stop picturing a Hail Murray to Harrison? That would be so, so, so Billsy

Oh, and seeing that catch by Coleman made me more excited than it maybe should have

Josh Allen is a ***** lunatic

Meanwhile on Finheaven: 63 yard play to Waddle and no points This team is a ****ing joke I guess us fans really aren't that different at all

well it's been up and down today but one thing is for damn sure, Brady's offense is much more creative than what we've had for a while