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If this is wrong, oh well, I didn't make it.

I covered them with a post in here. Scroll back you might like it.

Like this ? Turnip up.

OK, got it, I think ? Honey I miss you.

Dont get where this came from given the sequence. But here I go Sugar Sugar ? Think thread just took a wrong turn. Unless someone can save it and straighten it out. I plead the 5th or 6th.

Remember, walking in the sand.

Don't Take your Guns to Town. Help !

......but I had to kill her

Steven Wright: I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Lithium.

Disney's "Fantasia"

Get off of my cloud.

Chicago.

No, never. It's sacrilegious.

They use to have a topless donut shop when I went through there to Bar Harbor some years ago.

Jeff Hostetler ring a bell ?

Like " Son, did you pickup my life saving heart medicine ". Get a dozen texts a day like that. Hey, I'm retired and often busy weeding my flower beds, especially now that we don't use roundup because of that lawsuit in California. Go find a pharmacy that delivers Mom.

Last I remember, playoff and Super Bowl bound teams were winning in Nov., Dec. & Jan., not in August.

No Luck, no Newton. Calm down.

When I played tyro and high school football they'd wave smelling salts under my nose when I "got my bell rung".....translation: I didn't know what happened. Me fine now.

Wonder if they could do that in a ceramic roof ? To just paint it on such seems so gauche.

I'm only going to one game this year with 3 others, in the Kelly Club. My treat. $305 per ticket. My guests will gladly take turns buying me $14 beers.

Remember when the Left wanted to heavily promote this song in this country ? .....now they hate it.

You wouldn't believe how many times an hour I stop breathing. Three sleep studies and a no longer in shape 6'1" 240 lb. blob I am. I recently got a B-PAP machine with an under the nose only mask, it's so much better than anything else they recommended. Every night I put it on, but still, somehow it often ends up on the floor. But the nights I keep it on all night I feel better.

Good luck getting B-ball tickets. I'm serious. My kid went to WVU for their Masters in some sort of Industrial Engineering program. At that time, there were less than 30 Universities in the country that had this curriculum. Anyways, could not get tickets to a Mountaineer basketball game those two years.