Your Brown Eye

Can't get anything past you

Batavia is the best choice, everything else is podunk towns.

Saving Private Ryan

You mean he wouldn't have lost his helmet in the Super Bowl or have his untimely fumbles?

Yeah the older one, the mom, has survived getting hit by a car (lost half her tail) and more recently (last sept/oct) a stroke. She is still in decent health for her age. Her son is doing well too, little arthritis on the back end, but otherwise in good health too. Their ages are rare though. My family lost one cat when he was 9-10, and my buddy Oliver whom I lost on June 6th was 13. So it's weird having 2 cats that are outliving cats half their age.

Never easy putting losing a pet. I put my cat down after a 10 month battle with cancer. It's the worst part about having pets. He was 13, which is average for a cat so I was ok with that. Parents have two cats that are 25 and 23 years old respectively. Mom and son.

I'm highly disappointed. I wanted to see a mf'ing nose missing. Instead I see a surface wound. me likey

None, the team suffered through the drought for a reason. No need to celebrate mediocrity.

That's the youth of this world....scary times ahead

You must be a buzzkill at parties

Wiser words have never been spoken. Well done.

Nope, I am in my early 30s. Workout 4 times a week. Take in zero processed sugars or meats. Only two colors I eat are dark green (veggies) and white meat (fish/chicken). I have enough fiber running through my system to have a dominant bowl movement everyday. Supplement my food with 3 glasses of organic green tea, roughly a gallon of water with lemon, and 1 glass of red wine everyday.

I'm good with that

I got diabetes just watching that video

Poop never killed no one

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I canceled mine because the said the wrong date once. You need to stick to the man. 100% perfect 100% of the time.

Isn't he like 300 lbs?

Some people just don't see the silver lining in things

all fun and games until someone gets herp's

I call it by the name brand(s)

Renee Zellweger always looked like she was sucking on lemons to me

Red Skittles

I blame Tom Brady

Martin Nance