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In my experience, when someone says "believe it" or "believe me," it's usually an indication that they're NOT believable.

I was. I always like the blue one better than the red one, but both of them turned me into a Beatles fan.

What color was the dress?

Tough to choose just one, but I went with Abbey Road. Start to finish, it's solid. The Golden Slumbers medley is brilliant. The whole album flows perfectly.

Variation: We've been happily married for 20 years. 20 out of 30 ain't bad, huh?

Many of us inherited our fanhood from our fathers. If your father also gave you a goofy sense of humor, share a "Dad joke" with us. Here's one from my childhood - an actual exchange between a waitress and my Dad. Waitress: "Would you like your pizza cut into twelve pieces or sixteen pieces?" Dad: "Twelve, please. We're not hungry enough to eat sixteen."

"Alternative Facts"

No pun intended.

Jerry Garcia:

He's 17 and not out of 9th grade yet?

I'm glad he made the decision to walk away while he's still able to walk. Looks like he's come to terms with it, too. At least he was able to play in one post-season game. Thanks for helping to kill the drought, Eric!

My brother had that 45 back in the "French Connection" days. I don't remember what was on the B side.

My wife sometimes makes pizza dough, but sometimes we buy pre-made crusts or french bread when it's on sale, and make our own pizza with that. We sometimes do the tomato sauce thing, and other times pesto. A couple weeks ago we had a bonfire in the back yard and tried this dutch oven pizza: http://www.theselfsufficienthomeacre.com/2018/06/dutch-oven-cooking-french-bread-pizza.html

Oops - my bad. I fixed it.

Now watch Kevin Kolb come after the Bills for the "mat" incident. ?

Your interest in the health of your fellow human beings is admirable, but I would suggest that you express that concern without using derogatory statements, like referring to people as "cows."

"Confirmed. Looks good in shorts."

I pretty much go into every season feeling cautiously optimistic about the Bills. If I didn't have a least a little hope, then there'd be no point in watching the games. On the other hand, history has a way of tempering my optimism. I have more confidence in this coaching staff and front office than I've had in the leadership of the past two decades, so although this season may be a building year, I do believe that the future is looking brighter for the Bills, assuming Allen (or someone else in a Bills uniform) turns into a franchise QB.

It's a building year.

Arguably the most clutch of 2017.

She might need help cleaning up the beer she spilled.

Yeah, but that wasn't enough to make my buy it. Now, if it been holding a fish ...

About 15 years ago, my wife saw a "for sale" sign on a metallic blue '65 Mustang coup, my favorite color, vintage, and model. I called the guy and set up a time to check it out. It was beautiful. I took it for a test drive and when I got to a stop light, the engine started running rough. The owner (in the passenger seat) reached for the shifter, put it into neutral, and told me to rev it up. "It's the only way to keep it running while idling," he said. Then he told me that he'd brought it to four different mechanics and nobody could figure out what was wrong with it. It was a damn fine-looking car, but I passed on it. I'm glad I did - it would have been a money pit.