"Well, Ciara, it's often colder and the atmosphere is thinner."
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🎶 D-I-V-O-R-C-E 🎵
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"And, you sometimes have to fend off intruders with a vacuum wand."
STHs in Green Bay now explaining to their kids why the Big Mac is now a hamburger, and the Shamrock Shake is now a small fountain drink. 🙁
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T. S. Eliot lied...March is the cruelest month.
Atta go, Rapo. Now, are you sure? I weep for AB Day in Buffalo. 🥲
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Heard in a Green Bay living room:
"Olaf! See if you can get extra shifts at the grain elevator! Our season tickets yust vent op!"
Easterby: Too moral.*
Brandon: Amoral.
* At least in the smug and self righteous sense.
Thankfully, the league is rid of Shelley and Urban Meyer, the NFL's Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker.