Well, make a few 'knuckle dragging, gape mouthed and drooling' posts about direction the team is heading, and we'll see what we can do. And as Spock said to McCoy in ST:II, "Remember."
Lombardi Trophy or not, they have the Johnson Bros., and they hired Gase after Miami gave him the heave-ho. That's 'Ancient Mariner' level damnation. π
Besides, I think they had to give the Lombardi to Suzy Kolber after Joe Willy groped her.
Maybe he's like Les Nessman catching the fly ball in right field. Gets so excited over the action, he closes his eyes. π€
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Could be worse. He could pee his pants. There was a kid on my son's 8 & 9 year old baseball team tended to do that if the ball was hit to him.
I hope the 'Ghost of Probability and Statistics' paid you a visit after reading that supposition. π€¨
Thank you for diplomatically saying what so deeply needed to be said.