Ridgewaycynic2013

High points are pictures of the HC's 'main squeeze'. 😁

Browns: "We're sorry, Mr. Rosen. We should have taken you in '18!" Rosen: "Well, CFL pays you in Monopoly money, and Canada makes you get a part time job off season!" 🤨 Duke Williams: "Amen, bro!" Helps at the garage sales.

Don't you mean 0.5, on a height basis? * Arizona Cardinals need to buy their executive staff those sun hats that Coach McDermott wears. 🤔

Pull a 'Harold Ballard'. Red player names on red jerseys. 🙄

I thought it had something to do with repeated visits to the breakfast line at training camp by Kelvin Benjamin. * "Someone get Gettleman on the hotline!" ☎️

How well could a 'short armed' corner 'straight arm' an opposing player, even though the 'straight arm' is generally employed by a ball carrier? Seems like an attempt by the OP to 'strong arm' Bills defensive coaching. 🤔

Stopped by the Ridgeway 'Beer Store' an hour ago, and asked the clerk if Molson Stock was still made. She said that it was discontinued about two years ago. I will try the MolsonCoors website and see what they say, or if they're another one of these corporations that don't answer customer inquiries.

Stop with the clandestine 'Dump Edmunds!' threads.

Taco Bell Tuesdays. 🤔

Agreed. Many a dustup in the 'Name This Person' thread in OTW over Google misidentifying people in photos.

If you're referring to his Frankenstein monster like gait, you're correct. 😁

"Call my agent! I'm 'unretiring', and coming back to cash in on the big bucks!!!" K. Orton July, 2022

I will have you know that at one time, those 'trumpets' were the official musical instrument of the CFL! 🧐

Everyone thinks: "Give me five, kid!" * What's really occurring: "Take all your snacks from your backpack, and give them to me."

This looks like a job for: Gettleman: Cafeteria Cop.

Technically, no. You're forgetting 'Bobby Brown Goes Down', Frank Zappa. 😁

To whom it may concern: I concur, especially about some guy that calls himself 'The Weekend'. Yours truly, The Edge

This thread title also means something entirely different to our UK readers. 😁

Mr. Williams, As a valued employee, management is disappointed with the role you played in the on field violence in Nova Scotia on Saturday night, July 16, 2022. Please be advised that you are immediately removed from all supervisory duties at the Canadian Tire Regina Southland Mall location, and are relegated to warehouse duties. Management, CTC, Southland Mall.

I did some online research, Molson still shows Stock as an actively made brew. However finding it at a 'Beer Store' or 'LCBO' outlet via their inventory checking software turns up no hits so far. I think I will just drop into Fort Erie or Ridgeway's 'Beer Store', and ask directly. If I am going to drink a Molson Coors product, it will be Stock.

Suggestions? Hire Gettleman as dining hall monitor? * "DAWKINS! ONE TRIP THROUGH THE FOOD LINE! AND ONE JELLO ONLY!"

I didn't think the Browns were allowed to award a 'Walter Payton'! 🤔

Probably Flutie's last minute heave for Boston College against Bernie Kosar and Miami. I am referring to 'viewed live', be it in person or on live television. * For 'live', it would have to be Moises Alou throwing out a runner at home at Pilot Field from against the wall in right field. The funny thing is, I cannot remember if he was still with the Bisons, or if he was playing for Indianapolis, Montreal's AAA club where he was traded. * Hey, so I've had a sheltered life...🙁