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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. 'Damaging a vacuum' the story says...he wasn't taking chances the lady of the house was going to give him the 'Chad Kelly treatment'. 😁
  2. My father had a saying: "Boy, they saw you coming." * What size is that, youth 2? 🤔
  3. "Hi...it's Carl from Cheektowaga... I keep calling, but you guys keep hanging up. If we know this, why didn't the Bills start Trubisky against the Texans in 2021. They broke his confidence! I'll hang up and listen."
  4. "You play to win the whole game!" * Don't get mad at me...a lot of you were thinking that. 🤨
  5. Must have been a good batch of coffee this morning...I read the thread title, and immediately tinkered it for Travis Henry: 'Henry impregnating in ___________________'. (Fill in city of your choice.)
  6. "Those were my 'ugly-ass' shoes!"
  7. Only due to 'UNLIMITED TRAINING TABLE VISITS' now that Gettleman is gone. Attitudes did a 180. 😁
  8. 🤔 Doesn't seem that impressive to me...maybe he should talk to Nikki Minaj?
  9. Season Ticket Holder. (Make sure it's 'laces out'!)
  10. Code for Madden: 1. Never fly anywhere. 2. Get a quiet play by play host like Summerall. 3. Only use tough actin' Tenactin. BOOM! A coworker used to protest "If I can't take it with me, I ain't going!" * (He was wrong.)
  11. Murray has it...
  12. There are times...🤔
  13. I had to look twice. What I thought was a seppuku knife was chopsticks. 🤔
  14. I believe that Mr. Miller is a man of honour and faith. However I would not put it past some of our ardent 'sign OBJ' advocates to be leaving Kevin Kolb Memorial shower mats lying around. 🤨
  15. "All good things come to those who wait."
  16. 'Merging traffic ahead'.
  17. "I got my Bills bucks." 🙂 * "I got MY Bills bucks!" 😊 * "I got MY Bills bucks!" 😁 * Estro:
  18. Well, we never had television...🤔 Having one might have cut down on the surplus population. 😁
  19. I don't care how much sports programming I am getting, I am getting tired of those 25 crazies living with me and cleaning out my pantry. 😠
  20. Hey! 🤨 Maybe the breakfast biscuits he had were sitting heavy that day!
  21. TAW-mee Brady will be upset that his personal order was wrecked. Bills fans have nobody to blame except themselves after igniting his secret passion for the devices. YOU MUST BE OVER 18 TO VIEW THIS IMAGE: 👇
  22. "For you to sully the fine name of Coach Saban in the same sentence as any other two bit university other than the 'Harvard of the South' is despicable, suh!"
  23. You wake up every two hours crying, with wet pants? 🤔
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