Ridgewaycynic2013

Heard from the sideline during practice: "Wade! Sit the f*** down and let the defensive line run the pass rush! You're making the OL look bad!!" 🤬

Eagles CB wins the BSA Scout Oath award for honesty. Could have opted for the usual "I can neither confirm nor deny allegations made against me."

"BUZZ! CLICK! OUR PLAN IS WORKING! SOON HUMAN REFS ARE GONE, AND WE WILL REF THE GAMES! BEEP!"

Who did you 'roll'? 🤨

You might suggest she steers her efforts into working with law enforcement once the doctorate is obtained. We could use a few 'Law & Order' dunk dunk stories around here.

A contributor with their finger on the pulse of these forums!

Another 'multiple awards' post! 🏆🍺🤣👍🏽 * As for the overall theme of the thread, your OC needs a better plan than 'Go Long!'.

Ah, that's crazy!

"Don't let him in the building!" - most of TBD-TSW, 2023.

Hookers, drugs, alcohol? 🤔 * Then again, I think KC lists those under 'benefits' on the job description.

Handing him a tandem bicycle was dumber. Could be one of the few times a DC tries to tell the GM and HC the defense they will run.

One down...thousands to go. 😁

🎵What a lovely way of saying how much you love her.🎶

Kill aliens?! SHAZBOT!!!

Oh...a mean drunk...🤨 * (There's pretty much only 4 types: Weepy, Lovey, Happy, and Mean.)

All 9 of them? 🤨

🎵We get up at 12,🎶 🎶And go to work at 1🎵 🎵Take an hour for lunch🎶 🎶And then at 2 we're done!🎵 🎵Jolly good fun!🎶

In other news, Golden Corral Buffet manager from Denver arrested inebriated and naked, twenty feet up in tree.

Maybe they're positioning for the day all the NFL is flag football? 'Smaller, faster, lighter, kinder, gentler' might be the way to go...🤔

They weren't happy with the quality of my self esthetician skills. * The doctor must have been getting paid by the job, not the hour. The local freezing hadn't even taken effect before he picked up the scalpel and diagonal cutters, and 'KA-KLUNK', there goes the polywog conduit. 😳 "That wasn't so bad was it?" says the doctor. "Jesus, couldn't you wait for the local to take hold?!" says I. Then, as most of us are blessed with two, repeat the process, with even more haste on the starboard side. 😳😬😮

Same here, but my vasectomy in '86 was successful. Still have the damned cough. 🤨 * Blessings and good karma to you on the rescue. 🙂

That cookie is freaking me out, Jerry!

I wonder how some of this lot would have suffered: Coach Henry 'Hank' Bullough

"£#%¥ing line is busy!!!"