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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Jim Dandy to the rescue? πŸ€”
  2. Does this mean the Bills get special dispensation to reactivate Curtis Samuel from IR? Sort of like 'double secret probation'?
  3. Hides a flask in that arm protector he was wearing? πŸ€”
  4. I fully expect Beane to go on the WGR morning show, and blame us here at TBD-TSW for all this discord. 😁 * "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!"
  5. Gordon Bombay?! More like Doctor Bombay from Bewitched. Figured like magic the guy would be tripping over himself to play in Buffalo.
  6. I see your cynical and sarcastic fiction occasionally ventures into fantasy. πŸ€”πŸ˜ And I see you occasionally veer off into 'Crisis on Infinite Earths' scale scenarios. 😁
  7. No, it's a new category...a 'chump' pick. You get stood up like this, and you get a few nice parting gifts. Rice-a-Roni, Turtle Wax, etc. πŸ™
  8. So Beane calls Slay / Slay's agent, pours oil on the troubled waters. Slay relents, agrees to play, and McDermott promptly 'Elams' him, and sits him for the rest of the season.
  9. Must be those contract extensions that Beane is noted for:
  10. Rotational. One week, it's a guy from the offense, next week, a guy from the defense. Mike Brown gets value for his payroll dollar! * Your post looks remarkably like something HOUSE would write. 😁
  11. I would not be surprised to see that Kraft lowballs pay, but is generous with gift certificates for 'other' amenities...
  12. Send it 'postage due'. 😁 * Haslam should see if Progressive has a business liability insurance policy available. Protects a business against sexual misconduct by the employees. 🀨
  13. Blame it on the Bosa no go. πŸ™ * And an 'irrational exuberance' of coaches to overuse him. 🀨
  14. "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice." πŸ˜‡ * Unless we're talking about the Chiefs.
  15. 'You must be light and lithe to play for our defense!'
  16. If you're going to put Bledsoe's number on a uniform, the colour better damn well be 'granite grey', both jersey and pants. Fits well with Bledsoe's mobility in his time here. 🀨
  17. Weather turning nasty...perfect place to trot out the ice bowl uniforms. Might stir up some Christmas buying spirit. πŸ™„πŸ˜‡
  18. The media and the general public often misinterpret McDermott. He's really commenting on how well the strength and conditioning staff are faring with players: "He's weak! Too weak!" πŸ™
  19. Christmas? More like a Festivus Miracle. DC Tom always struck me as a lot less George Bailey, and a lot more Frank Costanza. 😁
  20. Do we get more points if we opt for 'over 40'? I wouldn't put it past Beane. 🀨
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