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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. First time they shoveled, they got minimum wage. During the second snowstorm, Beane brought them inside for hot chocolate, and raised their rate to $70 an hour. ๐Ÿ˜
  2. With that dark face shield, I cannot tell. ๐Ÿค” Maybe they kidnapped Pickens, and got some guy off the street to fill in? There's a lot more $$$ crossing hands thanks to sports betting. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜
  3. Sabres and Bills GMs just love clouding the issues, don't they?! Adams and Beane should form a 'soft shoe song and dance' act. ๐Ÿคจ
  4. The f*** you say. I will gladly suffer that over McCartney's dreck any day. It's a wonderful Christmastime if I don't hear that clunker. ๐Ÿคจ
  5. It's the New York State taxes, and the weather, I tells ya! ๐Ÿ™
  6. My uninformed and 'hot take' belief is that Allen hits his tee shots further and straighter than Burrow, and doesn't smoke up the tee with those ridiculous cigars. ๐Ÿคจ
  7. Mother of pearl! I'm immersed in my cesspool of sin! ๐Ÿ™ They're all out of eagles. Would you accept a wolverine?
  8. Jim Dandy to the rescue? ๐Ÿค”
  9. Does this mean the Bills get special dispensation to reactivate Curtis Samuel from IR? Sort of like 'double secret probation'?
  10. Hides a flask in that arm protector he was wearing? ๐Ÿค”
  11. I fully expect Beane to go on the WGR morning show, and blame us here at TBD-TSW for all this discord. ๐Ÿ˜ * "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!"
  12. Gordon Bombay?! More like Doctor Bombay from Bewitched. Figured like magic the guy would be tripping over himself to play in Buffalo.
  13. I see your cynical and sarcastic fiction occasionally ventures into fantasy. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ And I see you occasionally veer off into 'Crisis on Infinite Earths' scale scenarios. ๐Ÿ˜
  14. No, it's a new category...a 'chump' pick. You get stood up like this, and you get a few nice parting gifts. Rice-a-Roni, Turtle Wax, etc. ๐Ÿ™
  15. So Beane calls Slay / Slay's agent, pours oil on the troubled waters. Slay relents, agrees to play, and McDermott promptly 'Elams' him, and sits him for the rest of the season.
  16. Must be those contract extensions that Beane is noted for:
  17. Rotational. One week, it's a guy from the offense, next week, a guy from the defense. Mike Brown gets value for his payroll dollar! * Your post looks remarkably like something HOUSE would write. ๐Ÿ˜
  18. I would not be surprised to see that Kraft lowballs pay, but is generous with gift certificates for 'other' amenities...
  19. Send it 'postage due'. ๐Ÿ˜ * Haslam should see if Progressive has a business liability insurance policy available. Protects a business against sexual misconduct by the employees. ๐Ÿคจ
  20. More like "lock up your womenfolk!"
  21. Blame it on the Bosa no go. ๐Ÿ™ * And an 'irrational exuberance' of coaches to overuse him. ๐Ÿคจ
  22. "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice." ๐Ÿ˜‡ * Unless we're talking about the Chiefs.
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