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So we can sneak in beer now? Alarm only goes off for guns?

I have tickets for sale. I only accept Venmo, Zelle, Bitcoin, or cash. Tickets will be emailed to you.... maybe

Please don't buy any current player jerseys. I have a TO jersey you can wear though

I bought some game used Nick O'Leary gloves

This entire game came down to 2 plays: 1. Asante Samuel Jr makes that INT and then Jeff Bezos radios down and says to change it so the first Amazon prime game is more interesting. Otherwise the game is over at that point. 2. Everett is tired and asking to come out but for whatever reason the Chargers run hurry up offense with a 1st and goal inside the 5 and plenty of time on the clock. He lazily runs his route and the throw is picked off and returned for 6. KC didn't win that game, the Chargers lost it. A team that can't even make the playoffs can't win in the big moments. No surprise there

Hang on. I've waited 20 years for this. I need to get some popcorn and a nice bottle of wine before fully enjoying this thread. Ok... please continue 🍿

Buffalo Bill great Dustin Hopkins almost got it done

So he's Dan Marino? I remember even Marino being more clutch and making the playoffs almost every year

Chase Daniel looks like he's a happy meal away from playing OL

Dirty play, took him down when ball was gone. Throw the flag you cowards

Does Khalil Mack even play for the Chargers? I'll take Von over him any day

I don't understand why Herbert is even in the convo. What has he ever done? Not clutch, no big wins. Mahomes is like a sandlot player, just makes the play. Josh is something unlike either because he can do what they can but he can also be Derrick Henry if needed. He just needs to be consistent, which he has been the past 3-4 games

Jeff Bezos said overturn that INT, we need to keep the viewers entertained. Instead of game being over now they have the crowd into it again

KC's punter is their best player so far. This team is extremely overrated

If I'm a WR I'm just grabbing the db then they will call illegal contact ON THEM

KC not even making the playoffs. They play a good team and they fold up like a cheap tent

They call it a "round house kick" because Josh Allen kicked over Chuck Norris' entire house

I predict a bloody battle where both teams leave it all on the field and Chargers win 2-0 as Mahomes is flattened for a safety. But don't worry, he should be healthy enough to play again by week 6

This is a tragic story. Generational talent coming out of college. Hopefully he gets a financial advisor so he doesn't have to keep getting punched in the face for a living

Elam looked lost out there in zone coverage. I remember a few plays where it was like why is Kupp so wode open and then here comes Elam into the screen from 10 yards away. Then there was that play where Elam got absolutely trucked by the smallest WR on the Rams. I think we will be seeing more Benford in week 2

What a joke. He will probably be out in 3 with good behavior

Maybe but I bet the Giants would have grabbed him

No, they paid him 3 mil to be TE2 and he was flat beat out by Morris so then it's down to keeping him for TE3 or keeping Sweeney (who will play for a hot meal and some free tshirts for years to come). He's better than Sweeney but not worth keeping at that point

Show me where on the elf that Deshaun Watson touched you...