ExiledInIllinois

Asian carp invasion. The front line is two locks down in Joliet. That's where all the gizmos are going... The cheese cloth, bubbles, etc.... 30 miles from here.

I am very busy with the work barge and man overboard drills today... But, I will post the plan in place... For @BringBackFergy & @Cripple Creek skeptics. The next two locks down, Brandon Road is where the "front line" will be...

They prod the bull... They get the horns! We have "sub nets!"

Those park district lagoons are landlocked. Look up "Flatfoot Lake" it's separated from the river by a 15 foot berm. They found dozens of Asian carp in Flatfoot lake back in 2011. The lagoons and lakes are landlocked.

Old news. They find alligators every year. 2010... The year they found two Asian caro... They found 3 aligators. That's 9 years ago!

Wow... That sucks. Hope he recovers! Anybody mention that Gibson was such amazing talent that he also played for the Harlem Globetrotters: https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/just-because-bob-gibson-basketball-star/

Then go on to hum while you're using the head:

Hey Girlfriend... This ain't the Target Thread: (Greatest Meme since sliced bread was invented! LoL) [Sorry CGF... I couldn't resist! LoL... All in good fun... Your input is more than welcome... Teach these guys some manners!]

I can't help! @BringBackFergy loss. Looks like he double-pumped on that last tag! Tag abuse is finally catching up with him. It was only a matter of time before his shenanigans came back to bite him in his ass.

I caught that too... But didn't crunch the numbers, convert to days! Only Trump has created more damage in his first 100 days! ??

Yup! Someone has to pick our vegetables...

You a wise guy or something! How the heck you doing that: @\GoBillsInDallas/ ???

Thnx... Pretty cool... Zoom in real close! I think I see a guy on fire busting folding klinai in Lot IX in chariot parking. Wow, what perfectly fine waste of a triclinium. Looks like a hell of a Colosseum chariot-gate ***** being thrown! Ah... To be 20 something and in Rome! And (I) should have known... It's in the UrbanDictionary... /smh, NSFW: Roman Tailgate

Of course! Piss on his leg too...

At the very least: Dessert.

Belicheat. He enables Brady to cheat and Brady willfully complies. They both cheated. Belicheat is the PEDs and Brady is Barry Bonds.

Gatekeeper's #1 rule when running the lock... When locking PC (Pleasure Craft): Once you start the lock gates/machinery, signal red light, never look back, stop the gates for anybody, no matter how much they whine and cry on the marine radio that their great grandmother is dying, second baby-mama is in labor, or the beer is getting warm and they need more ice. Now... If it's @BringBackFergy or @Cripple Creek in a boat trying to pull some horseschit "priority" stunt... Then you close the lock even faster and go take a nice loooong break, preferably the one hour dump that's been brewing in your lower intestine since eating that football-sized "corn & black bean burrito suizo" you had for lunch! Those two need to "cool their jets" anyway and deserve the "quality time" thinking over and accessing the situation @ hand. ...Just saying!

... Never leave dishes in the sink at night. (the cats will lick them). /smh

^^^^^^ That asterisk is a killer. ^^^^^^ @stuvian I am NOT exactly a lawyer, but I sat on the "Group W Bench" one time... As @BringBackFergy always advises me: "You better read the fine print when dealing w/ @mead107!"

Getting psyched for Tenn! Never been there. Only time was a lame layover in Nashville. The town won't be the same! Look out, the hippy freak is on the loose! You've been warned @Seasons1992... Unfortunately, @plenzmd1 knows all to well (he sold me tix to last year's MNF game) the strangeness I bring. That's the easy part! You know how crazy My Bro and the rest can get??? The trips to Florida (Miami-JAX-Tampa) are some of the weirder times! LoL... Those good people of Nashville will never be the same!

"The Snake" was a southpaw.

He went to the wood shed to take his anger out and bruised himself with a "miniature Yankees bat!" LoL... His accent is brutal... He's got it rough!

In.

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