ExiledInIllinois

That's only when the Coast Guard was Department of Transportation, not Homeland. Before Article 10 powers were activated for USCG. AOC will do away with Department of Homeland and make USCG DoT again! MUSCGGA! Because they were waiting for the lead acid batteries from 1943 to charge! Duh!!! Uh... NEWSFLASH: It's 2019. Plastic, sealed packaging has been invented.

Jesus Christ... I just woke up (NOT that I wasn't already woke... Sensei @Gugny taught me well!)... My browser is exploding! Do I whine and cry... Make a gratuitous thread about it? Or just suck it it up! Life is hard having to wallow through these notifications... But you don't see me pissing and moaning All I gotta say to @Cripple Creek is, in the immortal and everlasting words of Boy George: "Popularity (familiarity) breeds contempt" [Gospel of Mark] Video sans opening line:

I am in Illinois... But only a few miles from Indiana. The brat thing is down here too... But bigger up there. The tri-state region includes NW Indiana, I should have listed the Hoosiers too!

Home in the valley Home in the city Home isn't pretty Ain't no home for me Home in the darkness Home on the highway Home isn't my way Home will never be Burn out the day Burn out the night I can't see no reason to put up a fight I'm living for giving the devil his due And I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you Time is the essence Time is the season Time ain't no reason Got no time to slow Time everlasting Time to play b-sides Time ain't on my side Time I'll never know Burn out the day Burn out the night I'm not the one to tell you what's wrong or what's right I've seen suns that were freezing and lives that were through Well I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you Burn out the day Burn out the night I can't see no reason to put up a fight I'm living for giving the devil his due And I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you

What are you trying to say @Cripple Creekis a thug and all of us being viciously abused by him need to hire Korean Uncles? Give me a little time... Let me get a hold of @BringBackFergy and see what he says. He may have to contact @Gugny & @Augie to see if such tactics are socially acceptable. Might have to clear it with our accountant @Mike in Horseheads, he makes all the financial decisions. Korean Uncles gotta be expensive!

They have to sell something! McD's here in Chicago/Wisconsin will sell Johnsonville brats during football season.

LoL... I was set up! This was a set up! I have been framed!

@BringBackFergy says you also wash your straws too!

Not confuse me with those wack a doodles. Won't catch impaling myself on a metal straw... I suck the tapioca outta my bubble tea with one of these!

Stay safe!!!!

My fridge is on dedicated 15a. Same with original Microwave, the freaking builder put that on master bath circuit... So my wife would nuke coffee and blow dry haur... TRIP! /smh. I put new microwave on own 20a circuit! Enough of that non-sense. Drink coffee and blow dry hair to contentment (BTW, who does that!).

+1 ZILLION! You got good taste buds!!! Expensive buggers though! But real gorditas (translates, I believe to: Fat girl in English) are the bomb!

Fridge is always on a separate breaker! And never put it on a GFCI. As you do a sump pump. A nuisance trip/fault could be devastating. Also... If NOT on own circuit (preferably 20a)... Make sure it is NOT down-run of a GFCI. Even know it is on regular outlet, the up-run GFCI will protect it and trip the power to that outlet. You don't need all GFCI outlets, you just have to have the GFCI early on the run to protect. Put the GFCI end-run and all it will do is protect itself.

Probably do miserable here. There is a taqueria on every corner.

Well... It is a huge ocean trip away. Don't think too many will make the leap! ?

Same latitude south as Chicago is north. Heck, go further south is like going to Green Bay latitude. Mix in Marine climate and it has to be mild and pleasant. Don't get the summer heat like the middle of a continent. Heck San Fran is 37° N. That's North Island South Latitude. Auckland is 36° S.

Thanks! The Atlantic piece is awesone!!!

Wrong thread. I believe you meant to post here: https://www.twobillsdrive.com/community/topic/216480-your-funniest-altered-state-of-mind-thoughts/

This is a test, only a test! ?

Did you see the story in SF with the father and son at the apartment complex. The father is absolutely right to be vigilant. He wasn't profiling race... JUST dumbasses that don't follow protocols, acceptable behavior that lessens the chance of looking suspicious. Unfortunately, the young kid is being brainwashed early by the SJWs to not trust his gut. It may get him hurt, robbed, killed some day! And race will have nothing to do with it!

I know! I have been sandbagging this pic for a while now. I guess no better time than never!!! LMAO!!!

@BringBackFergy & @Cripple Creek out fishing. Live from the "Beach Cam", guess which one is Mr.Feguson? You SHOULD always fish w/your attorney... Never know what will happen, it's 2019! @Gugny has an affinity for ice fishing. This pic plucked from the "Winter Cam":

My grandmother was always mortified we had indoor cat(s). She said: "(They) attack your Adam's apple when sleeping." NOT our cats Grandma! They are soft and fluffy... Like @Teddy KGB 's ,pit bull terrier... They give nothing but Eskimo Kisses, especially when I lower myself to their level, turn my back on them and act like a helpless Republican female... ...***** @BringBackFergy... He doesn't know what He's talking about... They are pure bundles of joy, part of the family those little sweeties! [I envision them staring @ Me like I am a T-Bone steak thinking: "If we were only bigger, we'd eat that SOB! Maybe knock a little A-1 on them... If they'd only keel over with a heart attack while grilling!"]

But... But Mr.Theodore's dog licks him all over... They love him long time... Just a bunch of cuddle muffins. They would never be plotting his demise. https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/06/pets-dogs-cats-eat-dead-owners-forensics-science/

Who's teaching that being a "selfish attention seeker" pays off... Ie: "wins." She is just emulating our leaders. How can you blame her, tell her to stop. It's proven to work & win. Now... I agree with you, but she's only doing what she sees as successful.