ExiledInIllinois

Gatekeeper's #1 rule when running the lock... When locking PC (Pleasure Craft): Once you start the lock gates/machinery, signal red light, never look back, stop the gates for anybody, no matter how much they whine and cry on the marine radio that their great grandmother is dying, second baby-mama is in labor, or the beer is getting warm and they need more ice. Now... If it's @BringBackFergy or @Cripple Creek in a boat trying to pull some horseschit "priority" stunt... Then you close the lock even faster and go take a nice loooong break, preferably the one hour dump that's been brewing in your lower intestine since eating that football-sized "corn & black bean burrito suizo" you had for lunch! Those two need to "cool their jets" anyway and deserve the "quality time" thinking over and accessing the situation @ hand. ...Just saying!

... Never leave dishes in the sink at night. (the cats will lick them). /smh

^^^^^^ That asterisk is a killer. ^^^^^^ @stuvian I am NOT exactly a lawyer, but I sat on the "Group W Bench" one time... As @BringBackFergy always advises me: "You better read the fine print when dealing w/ @mead107!"

Getting psyched for Tenn! Never been there. Only time was a lame layover in Nashville. The town won't be the same! Look out, the hippy freak is on the loose! You've been warned @Seasons1992... Unfortunately, @plenzmd1 knows all to well (he sold me tix to last year's MNF game) the strangeness I bring. That's the easy part! You know how crazy My Bro and the rest can get??? The trips to Florida (Miami-JAX-Tampa) are some of the weirder times! LoL... Those good people of Nashville will never be the same!

"The Snake" was a southpaw.

He went to the wood shed to take his anger out and bruised himself with a "miniature Yankees bat!" LoL... His accent is brutal... He's got it rough!

In.

I wanna know your Super Powers: @\GoBillsInDallas/ State your name of device, OS, & Social Secuity #.

You know what really pisses me off! Grinds my gears. That slick son of bastage: \GoBillsInDallas/ That backslash really gums up the works! Like: @\GoBillsInDallas/ WTF is that! The Dude should go on permanent vacay at the Iron Bar Motel, where @Mike in Horseheads can make conjugal visits to his "Would Ya?" threads every once in a while, for pulling a stunt LIKE THAT!!! What? He likes to be unlisted? This aint the 1963 Ma Bell phonebook!!! Not even techno wannabee whiz-kid idiot IT savant @/dev/null can escape the notification realm... The frontslash ain't immune! Pffft... And he call himself an IT security guru! I will take "Dorky Old Guys Internet Security" for $1000 Alex. Thank YOU very much Alex! I'd look into this @BringBackFergy... Maybe let the head Honcho, top junta @SDS know about this... That one of us is flying low and right under the radar! IF @Beerball was around, he'd never let this happen on his watch.... @Chandler#81 is really sleeping behind the wheel... This is bullsh... And @\GoBillsInDallas/ should really be brought into justice. I'd enlist a tough guy like @Sig1Hunter & his dog to haul him in and @mrags to throw away the key! @\GoBillsInDallas/ is probably laughing right now! But listen Pal, if you're reading this... Your days of freedom & privacy are numbered! Phenom IT guy @/dev/null is crunching the code right now... As soon as he finishes his Taco Bell Cheesy Crunchy Gordita and stops dreaming about @Gugny's GimpGirl in a sundress!

Here's a twist! @BringBackFergy saves the family turtle WITH a giant straw!

Nice! Bring the jumbo (see above) ones too... I will bring the tapioca balls.

Thanx for the link... I didn't exactly get the bear... But instead, the Shawn Mendes life sized cut out is arriving on Tuesday! You're the best Fergy... I take back all those questionable things I may have said about you. [Does anybody know who Shawn Mendes is?]

I can wear a Carhartt MEDIUM tee shirt. I haven't worn medium since 11th grade. I guess Carhartt wants fat working guys to feel good about themselves. I agree... Anywhere from a medium to x-large

Hey Rex... What did you do with Misterbluesky!

That's @BringBackFergy with the briefcase (or as our resident Niles Crane likes to call it: a "valise") trying to get the pre-nup signed! ?

Yes!

Can we send a canary down the coal mine first... If it lives, why the hell not! What can possibly go wrong? I nominate @Mike in Horseheads

You watch it mister! Next time you'll have to take @Cripple Creek fishing. You think it's fun:

Wow! Little TMI! ??? You're not playing the violin/fiddle at one of @Gugny's summer smoker fests... Easy there Conan... ?

Don't get under @BringBackFergy AND ESPECIALLY @Cripple Creek 's skin! Notice, that's a non-working notification... You DON'T want to piss that guy off. Don't prod the bear. Bad things! Bad things Man!

This guy PSY, then after that @GoBills808, then after that, the hot hostess @ the Korean BBQ that fires up my hibachi. NOT that there is anything wrong with this... You have obviously NOT SEEN the hot hostess at the Korean BBQ! You'd change your mind!

Neither. Just a porta power:

USACE is the only US Agency withOUT law enforcement. AND the USACE deals with has the most daily interactions with the general public. It's the oldest in the Military too... Formed a day before @ the Battle of Bunker Hill, 6/16/1775. Law enforcement is for chumps, over officious jerks. Many other ways to get people to comply to laws than being an over officious jerk! /newbs