ExiledInIllinois

Only if the bill becomes illegible. I am sure Royale didn't do that.

No. Well did you? (Get lucky) LoL...

That's from January. They just introduced a new Bowtie...

Blah blah blah... You'd be spinning your wheels and a few seconds behind. LS1 will barely crack you under 6 0-60... That MINI will be long gone... Especially tuned/John Cooper Works. There will be American shame in that muscle... Like that ain't a current fad.... Nah nah... It's NOT the size of the wand... It's the magic in it!

That's fuguly! Too each his own. I'd like to do circles in the MINI around this monstrosity and taunt it with MAGA insults! LMAO... But you'll have room for all the dead bodies in the trunk or save a bundle on the date at the drive-in! /smh But I can respect it... When its in my rear-view mirror! ?

Fair enough. I prefer the more raw go-kart feel. Have this exact vehicle (2014), 6-speed. Still does a respectable 0-60 in 6 (not tuned) with a 142 top end... Twin-Turbo, with overboost. Has rev matching. It will get up there and hold it's own... Still almost 4,000 pounds curb weight... I let my son drive it... Probably just give it to him. Chews through snow with a set of 16" Blizzaks: Great year round daily driver. Gets close to 40mpg on highway and around 25mpg in SportMode, driving it hard.

Is that what they said! Incredible if they did. I stopped reading a few lines in. I am in the law library researching my defense so as to be ready when @BringBackFergy finally puts down the football sized burrito, BigGulp®, and gets done taking a dump! I gotta be on my toes, think on my feet you know! [Sorry @Mike in Horseheads , no offense NOT reading your one of your Board's daily opus! LoL]

She'd have you arrested. And you think we will all scratch up bail $$$$. This is a tough crowd. I can see @Gugny donating a dollar to your plight, misfortune! LoL...

Doesnt Michigan ship its ***** problems and rubbish South. "Pure Michigan" my azz!

Oh... And BTW... A bottle traveling against the prevailing flow of Lake Michigan 275 miles south down the whole fetch of a 120 mile wide lake and finding a 80 foot opening @ Chicago Harbor or a 400 foot opening narrowing down to 110 feet @ Calumet Harbor is like hitting the moon with a bottle rocket. Those two outlets or natural flow out around Huron and out the Atlantic is only way. Yet out the Atlantic is then against Gulf Stream. It had help. Like picked up as trash... Then fell off the boat, somewhere In the Gulf.

New Corvette introduced. 0-60 under 3. Mid engine. GPS to store 1,000 locations. Will raise the nose up, adjust suspension of vehicle up 2 inches (the nose/front) to clear bumps, potholes, driveway grade, etc.. Not a bad super-car for $60K base! Fords blow... My Brother just picked up an '18 Grand Sport...

Crap!!!... Why don't you just send out the @BringBackFergy signal why don't you! Another thing Mr.FergusonJenkins will claim I was sleeping through on Midnight Shift back in 1995. Yes. I was there in 1995! Oh... Another fine mess you got me into!

My first car: I was always partial to the early Japanese tuners. Would be nice to get hands on an early 240Z if they weren't such rust buckets: 1970 Datsun-

You Sir, just saved @Gugny a ton of ¢¢¢¢. He wants to float you a tip:

That's just sick! ...Needs a little less flour.

Or the ancient Polynesians sailing all around the South Pacific knowing where the islands were. Those islands proverbial needles in a haystack, sailing to get there by just the feel of the waves pressing on the rudder of their boat which in turn was subtly pressing on the their ***** (that filter word is scrot...)... IE: In other layman terms, the ancient Polynesian sailed the whole freak ass S.Pacific via their nutsacks!!!! LoL... Speaking of nutsacks... I learned this from @BringBackFergy & @Cripple Creek ...Those two know all about subtle pressure on a ***** and busting balls! They'd have know problem sailing from Tahiti to Fiji and back on a cloudy night or finding Pearl Harbor in the dark so they can drop their bombs!!! The cognitive ability that mankind had lost through the millennia is still firmly harnessed in the noggins of those two! There is hope for humanity that this ability will someday be passed on to future generations. @Gugny is already camped out waiting by that doorbuster of information and maybe one or two or three FREE beers!

And chase behind the mosquito fogging truck as it drove through town on hot summer nights. No wait, that was Donald Trump. That explains things!!!! ?

Does anyone know... If you got a real high powered telescope... Tech has to be awesome today. Is it possible to zoom in to the Sea of Tranquility and see the American flag. Is that possible. Just to shut all these wacky Flat Earthers, YouTube influencers, etc... up. How do you prove to these people, that spent their whole lives thinking everything is one grand conspiracy, that it's NOT really one grand conspiracy?

We can always count on you to set the record straight, square everything away! LMAO!

I think under old rules, which I don't agree with, they counted anything that flowed into those navigable waters. Bizarre.

There would be no civil war. We are too soft as a country. Both sides got it too good. There is nothing worth dying over, unless they are stupid.

Strange, you say this... I asked my wife last night. Polled her on her favorite toaster pastry... My wife's fav Pop-Tarts® are Cinnamon & Brown sugar... WTF! ...But, then again, I blow chunks. Go figure. [FWIW, I absolutely can't stand cinnamon. And everybody knows sugar is white, NOT brown. That brown sugar & cinnamon can go back to where it came from... Repair their shithole country! AND take McBean too!]

And too many people moving to coasts. Can't sustain the numbers. Time to take two feet and move back to where they came from. States like Florida have to stop incentiveizing moving there. The environment can't handle the population explosion... The infrastructure, like sewage treatment can't handle it either... Especially when the burden falls on the rest of the states. Stop going to these fithy beaches and tourism will dry up... Maybe they will stop relying on the Fed to pay and they will institute a state income tax. All of Central Florida is handled down the Mid-Florida Ridge and processed out Okeechobee... No wonder it's a cesspool... People at Disney have to take a dump... It's gotta go somewhere! It's a tug of war. States like Florida leach off the Federal government... Then the Fed has to pander to corporations, big Ag like Big Sugar to recoup an economic benefit for the rest of the nation. No wonder the beachs are filthy down there... Choked with toxic algae... ...It simply starts with too many people in too small an area. We need to stop making it an incentive to move there. /end_filthy_beach_rant LoL...

What is this Junior High?