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Every time I read these, I hear the music from Ken Burns’s “The Civil War.”

Ah, the old green dog from the cover 2 spy. How about some spider 2 y banana? Gotta love football geeks spouting the nomenclature.

You’d prefer the brown pants instead?

Agree entirely. Especially about the benefit of hindsight. Another wrench was Peterman outperforming McCarron in training camp and preseason; he clearly “won” the competition, sad to say. The courtship of Anderson is reminiscent of our pursuit of Orton in ‘14.

This again? He was referring to Houston and their coaches.

It’s not just the preseason games, though. Every practice rep is broken down and scrutinized in the classroom afterward. I suspect McCarron didn’t fare well in that regard. I’d like to hear Beane explain what he meant when he said “A.J. isn’t who we thought he was.” Was he referring to performance? Attitude? Be interesting to know.

“You know, I frack all my wells with the tears of Buffalo fans.”

No one cares? You keep going on like a jilted prom date about the injustice of it all. Week after week. Post after post. This incessant craving for validation is pitiful. What, is every forum member supposed to send you an apology? Grow the F up and shut up about how prescient you were about Mahomes. Several others here were as well, and well before you went on the record to boot. Are they all carrying on like two year olds that have been wronged? Are they crusading for the “I told you so” award? No, because their self esteem isn’t tied to some ridiculous search for validation in an anonymous internet football forum. They just aren’t that pathetic. And as for vindication, if anything, those that found your posting style obnoxious when it came to crusading for Mahomes have been proven correct.

Nathan Peterman: the 10% percent solution.

Depends on where you spear him, no? I suspect a spear to his solar plexus would be worse than a spear to his labia, but then again ...

On the bright side for Anderson, the bar he has to equal or surpass in terms of positive impact on the offense is incredibly low.

Which is why I was hoping they'd let Allen come in and throw left handed rather than turn to Peterman.

That's no different than any other job interview in that regard.

Looking at Brady cross-eyed while he’s in the pocket is considered roughing the passer.

Obviously, Phil knows how to get these boys ready to play.

Better clear it with Monsanto first.

Complete waste of time.

When Eichel decides not to show up, he sucks ass.

Vegas flu has struck. This one might be over early.

Pegula fracks his wells with the tears of Bills and Sabres fans!

Thirty yards on a frozen rope with ease. Kid can sling it.

Yes, there is that. They own everything since they bought the team. They got completely bamboozled by Ryan, a total huckster is there ever was one.

Makes it even better.